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zoidy.bsky.social

Recreational Mental Illness

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70 year old Senator Tommy Tuberville can’t think of the word “triangle”

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"uh penis..." (radio noises) "we have a boner"

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Time really does just march on huh

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if you were accidentally fired while transporting a nuclear warhead and currently need a place to stay with said warhead please know that i have a sizable backyard and an abiding desire to be a nuclear power

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we need more innocent white people in prison

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democrats won’t admit it, but my family’s economic outlook has gotten a LOT better since Trump took office. but what do i know? i don’t have a fancy economics degree, i’m just a regular guy who runs an airplane scrapyard

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If my cat gets avian flu I will John Wick.

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yup

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You're gonna charge me? For cleaning MY teeth??

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gonna stop paying taxes tbh

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Hey look, a Chinese company we buy from at work is passing along the tarriffs to us LMAO

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I'm not donating to your political party if all you're going to do is post. I can do that for free. I will donate if you have a project to resurrect FDR and give him a gun

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Clogged the toilet with cheese it's FML

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Yupp

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when ya moms had you that was a real bruh moment

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as a guy who actually likes going into the office, working at a company with a good wfh policy rocks. it's monday and there's no one here, i have the whole place to myself. i'm using like ten monitors and five desks. i ate lunch at 11 am. created something i call "mega chair"

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PLA stands for plastic

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tradingeconomics.com/commodity/beef

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Claudia Sheinbaum was the Brat we needed

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AICock

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Sometimes when Katherine is ignoring me I dribble a little marinara on her until she’s annoyed enough to take action. Goaded with the sauce.

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studying

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show me a gob of snot that i wouldn’t lick up off the floor 😛😛😛

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Never had as many govt leakers reach out as I have today. Not even close

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Ken Klippenstein Is Not Suicidal

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You "have" bowel movements I create them

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wishing on the moon for a handjob

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New rap song about hopeless prayers to friends who killed themselves. soundcloud.com/anechka-the-...

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"Sure that Nazi salute was awkward, but let's not forget who the real Nazis are: college students."

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fuck

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it's crazy that ppl used to die constantly from diarrhea. I've had diarrhea tons of times and never even came close to death! just another example of how everyone in olden times was a huge pussy

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There's a lot of bad shit going on right now so it can be hard to sleep. If you're struggling, try meditation or hot tea or adding a lot more pressure to the belt around your neck while you're gooning

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