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I've been thinking a lot about that bumper sticker which says "everything looks like a conspiracy theory when you don't understand how anything works" and folks it's pretty obvious to me that the people in power right now have absolutely no desire to understand how anything works.

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Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller March 6,1947

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“Those nasty Canadians are ripping us off and are controlled by Mexican cartels. They’re poisoning us with fentanyl and need to become the 51st state or they will pay a high price” is a belief that literally ZERO Americans had six weeks ago. It’s entirely invented from scratch.

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Plan To Be More Positive Off To Shitty Fucking Start theonion.com/plan-to...

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TAKE YOUR TIME- - - I’M THE BOSS AROUND HERE

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Fritzi Ritz By Ernie Bushmiller April 9,1938

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Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller February 23,1968

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Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller February 24,1945

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Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller February 24,1948

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Can’t believe this guy is Deputy Director of the FBI now

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good morning to @merriam-webster.com

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Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller February 24,1947

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I DON'T NEED TO SEE THE TOE SUCKING VIDEO ANY MORE THANK YOU

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HANDS OFF

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The Revolution will be AI-icized

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ai wrote my son a very impressive resume, and his only work experience is moderating a subreddit about giving yourself diarrhea on purpose

submitted 16 days ago • 121 comments

The time for action is now. Call Chuck Schumer’s office and demand he start mocking Donald Trump by repeating everything Trump says in a dumb guy voice

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SGURD YADSENDEW

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Heroic Dog Saves Family Of 5 From Herb-Roasted Chicken

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Fritzi Ritz By Ernie Bushmiller April 4,1938

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Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller February 19,1946

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THOUGHT FOR THURSDAY

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As a species, Kinda baboons challenge assumptions about power dynamics and male-female relationships in primates. In today’s episode, a primatologist joins us to explore an age-old question based on her research on baboons. Listen here 🎧: https://buff.ly/3CUFMUY

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Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller February 19,1966

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Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller February 20,1947

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INVENTOR OF THE CAR HORN: and this will make people better drivers

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Mugger (pointing gun at my friend): Give me your wallet Me (helpfully): Calm down he's just trolling

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My dog and I found a nice mushroom in a snowy forest

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[threatening a baby] here comes the airplane

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comedian FUCKS heckler on stage "Thats what happens when you bring politics"

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After that plane literally flipped upside down after smashing into the runway and 100% of people survived, I hope every person who ever said “what’s even the point of seatbelts on a plane” feels like a real doof.

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A MILE OF ROPE

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Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller February 20,1948

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President Zelenskyy has been one of the greatest leaders of our time, guiding Ukraine through the darkest period of its recent history, rising up to Russia’s unwarranted aggression, being an inspiration to the Ukrainian people and ensuring that Ukraine’s voice is heard on the world stage.

submitted 21 days ago • 2876 comments

There are moments in these deportation fights when I can just FEEL how pissed off they are that I’m Puerto Rican 😂 they want to threaten me with it so bad 😂

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Hilarious NYT headline: REPUBLICANS LOVE TRUMP’S SPENDING CUTS. JUST NOT IN THEIR STATES.

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Reptile Handler At Birthday Party Ruthlessly Heckled By 6-Year-Old For Showing Amphibian theonion.com/reptile...

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my take is that your willingness to accept this gulf of america nonsense is an indicator of your willingness to accept much worse things coming from this administrator

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SLUGGO’S SATURDAY

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Fritzi Ritz By Ernie Bushmiller March 30,1938

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Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller February 14,1964

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Yeah, and it doesn’t need to be ocean. If you’ve got a lake or a river, you’re good.

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Read the room, Mayo Clinic.

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