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She/Her | If I talk it's about my hyperfixations, right now star wars and one piece
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submitted 1 day ago • 275 comments

this is a dril tweet

submitted 3 days ago • 650 comments

Could you replace your raincoat with a large cut of ham? Could you replace your eyelashes with kernels of corn? Could you

submitted 3 days ago • 51 comments

I still believe in Gene Roddenberry‘s vision for the future

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them

submitted 4 days ago • 850 comments

dunno why we are debating elon musk's intelligence when we all fucking saw him play elden ring with two shields and flasks removed from quick pouch

submitted 5 days ago • 65 comments

Absolutely

submitted 5 days ago • 195 comments

submitted 5 days ago • 34 comments

He is so stunningly, uniquely terrible at posting that it immediately stands out even in an offline context like this. The absolute worst to ever do it. In a category by himself. Singularly anti-talented in a way we will talk about for decades if not centuries. The Wayne Gretzky of bad posting.

submitted 5 days ago • 37 comments

A great first date activity is going to the CD store

submitted 5 days ago • 65 comments

Andor just keeps being too real.

submitted 6 days ago • 27 comments

1. Yesterday, Maine Governor Janet Mills confronted Trump to his own face at a Governor's Dinner over his anti-trans EO. When he threatened her for allowing trans people in sports, she responded: "See you in court." The latest from Mira Lazine. Subscribe to support our journalism.

submitted 6 days ago • 37 comments

The reply email inbox for this “what did you do last week” email is [email protected], so, you know, definitely don’t send them any unrelated messages that would interfere with their ability to carry out Elon’s dumbass bullshit

submitted 5 days ago • 362 comments

This speech lives rent free in my brain nowadays.

submitted 6 days ago • 12 comments

bullet proof vest over the sweater with the collar is kind of a fit i cannot lie

submitted 6 days ago • 3 comments

The student who ripped this sign down did more for trans people than most of our politicians.

submitted 6 days ago • 35 comments

Nate Silver squawking about IQ. The only value IQ tests have is you can automatically ignore anybody who thinks they have any merit

submitted 7 days ago • 11 comments

Fucked around and got two tattoos today 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

100% and I need everyone to understand right now that there is only one solution: people need to start getting their asses kicked in public again

submitted 6 days ago • 115 comments

Eating ass every time I get home from work to prove I work at Whole Foods

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Have you ever realized that Optimus Prime kinda has an hourglass figure

submitted 6 days ago • 26 comments

This is in fact a real picture and it will work nicely in the ads next year about the military families devastated by Elon's illegal firings.

submitted 7 days ago • 266 comments

So if you criticize Elon Musk, Trump’s DOJ will send you this letter. Members of Congress must have the right to forcefully oppose the Trump Administration. I will not be silenced.

submitted 8 days ago • 3458 comments

been waiting for what feels like my entire life to post this

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submitted 9 days ago • 96 comments

hello cis friends this is what people mean by trans genocide if a type of person does not officially exist, then any harm against them cannot be measured or reported this headline change isn't even being caused by an executive order it's simply the NYT editors deciding we don't deserve to exist

submitted 10 days ago • 154 comments

Elon Musk is murdering people.

submitted 10 days ago • 23 comments

the cyber truck can drive across a putting green with almost no difficulty

submitted 13 days ago • 7 comments

hakeem jeffries' wife packing up to go stay at her parents because she asked him to wash the dishes and he stood in front of the sink throwing his hands in the air and saying "what can i do, the water isn't even on"

submitted 13 days ago • 214 comments

HuffPost reporting 1,000 protesters and growing at Stonewall! If you are in the area get down there!

submitted 14 days ago • 40 comments

Republicans are entirely at fault. It would've been better had none of them won their elections. But that doesn't excuse Democrats from failing to use the same parliamentary maneuvers Republicans have used for decades to hinder Democratic majorities. If we have to shame them into it, so be it.

submitted 15 days ago • 58 comments

It warms my heart that the team who won't visit the White House beat the team who kissed his ass.

submitted 18 days ago • 484 comments

i think the chiefs basically threepeated. the only reason they didn’t win the third super bowl is that they had to play a team that was better than them. not fair, not their fault

submitted 18 days ago • 53 comments

not sure how you can see this and not immediately call for @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social to step down from any leadership positions. he is absolutely useless

submitted 18 days ago • 154 comments

Gotta be the best super bowl in recent memory

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

Snoop and Tom Brady: say no to hate Kendrick: actually

submitted 18 days ago • 119 comments

they used to distribute bluesky invite codes on CDs along with a 420 hour free trial. not many people know this

submitted 18 days ago • 120 comments

Since Mark Cuban is trying to be all woke and spare himself the guillotine lately, think he’d be interested in paying for like. All of the trans people’s transitions? I promise he’ll be the last billionaire to experience the guillotine if he does

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

like what is anyone supposed to do with this when you open any app and see this shit immediately

submitted 20 days ago • 215 comments

Mitch McConnell Vows To Continue Falling Down Stairs In Face Of Fascist Takeover theonion.com/mitch-m...

submitted 21 days ago • 120 comments

happy national give a trans person 50 bucks day

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

Hey man sorry to hear about all your political turmoil. Would it help if I scrolled around on the computer all day and drove myself insane?

submitted 22 days ago • 168 comments

BREAKING: 10,000 workers at Kroger-owned King Soopers are now on strike in Colorado, shutting down 77 grocery stores. UFCW workers voted by 96% to strike after their contract expired in January. It's the first big strike of Trump's second term.

submitted 22 days ago • 28 comments