yes, but- (this is where you ignore everything said and act as if everything they say is based in bad faith because even if it is sincere belief it is based on falsehood and excuse)
Can AI bring back your wife and children, or at least make them answer the phone when you call, or maybe just sound like them and say "we love you, daddy, you're not a waste of guts and lymph" loud enough to hear over your ugly-sobbing?
AI canβt be useful in certain area but I donβt believe it can replace human especially in fields that require licensing like law, medical, driving, piloting anything that involves
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I'm way more concerned about chatGPT getting me sent to jail than it stealing my job, which is training genAI including the (dogshit, super bad) genAI they think they can train to train genAI (they can't)
They leaned heavily on hoping the prosecutor to scare me into taking a deal and they wouldn't have to do any actual work. I pushed back and the prosecutor's office was pissed at the cops for wasting everyone's time on this
As a civil litigator I am begging my clients' opponents to try this shit. It's true, we're all basically frauds who are just going to take 33% of the money that anyone with basic sense would award you! You could save a lot of money just showing up to court with LawGPT! Why not give it a try?
Tangential but I once saw a punk show where the singer wore a loincloth made of a large flank steak. It was the single most unsanitary show Iβve attended and I have been to many, many crusting basement shows
This is like trying to Air Bud the legal system. You CAN have the AI write your legal briefs IF you want to be held in contempt of court by making up case law that never happened and invoke evidence you don't have and thus can't submit to opposing council for review.
I really hate this framing device we CAN do lots of things that under absolutely no circumstances should we do the conceptual ability to do something should not be a marketing point for the fascist lie machines burning the whole world
If all we needed was an expensive idiot that hallucinates gibberish why don't they just kidnap a wook from Dead lot and give him a hat made of diamonds?
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i wanna go back to whatever it was we had before the ideas market cuz that shit was awesome truly
AI Lawyer: If it doesn't fit, you must acquit! (Produces a glove with five fingers and no thumb)
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https://apnews.com/article/ai-writes-police-reports-axon-body-cameras-chatgpt-a24d1502b53faae4be0dac069243f418
Defendant: Oh no! it's incredibly compliant and also doesn't understand idioms.
*Bus*
And it would be a bad raincoat.
https://bsky.app/profile/criminalerin.bsky.social/post/3lfntzsbddc2r
My AI Lawyer: "Your honor, my client has decided to plead guilty to the charge of murder in the first degree"