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Musk DNA my wife received? Might be too good. deformed fluid tracts pump piss directly to the kids brain. He says hes the ultimate life form

submitted 23 hours ago • 29 comments

I am against this. The Yankees are the Universal Villains, the Cobra Kai (original version) or the Omega Theta Phi fraternity of Baseball. They should be clean shaven, perfectly tailored, and physically intimidating. Then they get beaten by mutts and misfits. It is The Way.

submitted 1 day ago • 86 comments

here is the thing about the “argument” that democrats should have run roughshod over the law when they had the chance: it is much easier to break the law to destroy a program than break the law to create one.

submitted 23 hours ago • 130 comments

If we can't sleep peacefully, they don't get to sleep peacefully. Don't call your republican reps because you think you can convince them. Call them because fuck them, they don't get a free pass on this shit.

submitted 1 day ago • 9 comments

Tomorrow in the NYT: I voted for Donald Trump because I hate the people he hates and wanted to see them suffer. Now that I am suffering, why can’t you find it in your heart to be sympathetic? RUDE

submitted 1 day ago • 57 comments

Being a fucking idiot has consequences. Unfortunately, they’re for everybody.

submitted 1 day ago • 186 comments

What's the Yukon Quest without the Yukon River?

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Fuck it. Run Reacher in 2028. FDR numbers

submitted 2 days ago • 66 comments

It’s time for the Milk Hotel to choose a side

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

Still boggling over how foolish this is—introduce legislation to create an inspector general?? The problem isn't that the New York City mayorship isn't subject to enough institutional oversight, it's that this particular mayor is a crook who cut a deal with a crook president. You can remove him!

submitted 1 day ago • 7 comments

Don’t make me tap the sign (cc RFK Jr)

submitted 1 day ago • 12 comments

If only we had a word for a shape with three sides.

submitted 1 day ago • 211 comments

If you’re wondering why I declined to talk to the NYTimes, then you haven’t been following my account for very long. They bear a direct responsibility for the current situation we find ourselves in, and I responded by laying out my position and that I would only talk to @jamellebouie.net

submitted 1 day ago • 1570 comments

I’m George Takei and I approve of this message.

submitted 3 days ago • 2364 comments

More of this.

submitted 2 days ago • 46 comments

I have solved Bird Flu. Give the chickens ivermectin. Have the chickens practice Earthing. The problem with their immune systems is they are not touching the soil enough. Coffee enemas for all chickens. Also we must stop reading them Ibram X. Kendi. Eggs will be back and most importantly not gay.

submitted 1 day ago • 1335 comments

She governs scared even for a Democrat, but a governor who wanted a national profile would boot Adams out of the paint and brag on congestion pricing as the historic W it is. She could have Hochulmania Running Wild headlines but is afraid of angering Long Islanders whose votes she'll never win.

submitted 3 days ago • 39 comments

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

A defiant Mayor Eric Adams, standing in front of a dozen elderly members of the clergy, gives a speech to the assembled media in which it gradually becomes clear that he believes all of the events that happen in Andrew Lloyd Webber's Cats "really happened, right here in New York."

submitted 2 days ago • 69 comments

they’re going to steal the gold

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

fantasizing about a world where an opposition congress responds to trump’s attempts to usurp legislative power by defunding the entire white house staff

submitted 2 days ago • 252 comments

John Wilkes Booth, in Hell, Has 'No Problem' with Trump Declaring Self King

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Putting a heroin addict in charge of HHS and a drunk in charge of the Pentagon sounds like a bet two Greek gods would make.

submitted 4 days ago • 5 comments

we're still in the midst of a subscription drive, of a sort, and could use all the help we can get to keep prices right where they are and the value proposition as rewarding as possible. Admittedly the start to 2025 hasn't even matched 2024, so please spread the word far and wide.

submitted 3 days ago • 3 comments

Reading entire books is cool and fun and all the world's worst people don't like that

submitted 3 days ago • 5 comments

Music derives its market value (quality) from how few people have heard it. Music that has never been heard by anyone is highly sought after and commands a high price. But as soon as one person, even its maker, hears it, depreciation begins and after 1000 or so listeners, it is basically worthless.

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

Brian Eno's "Ambient 1" only sold 10,000 copies, but everyone who bought it went on to start an airport.

submitted 4 days ago • 16 comments

above all else the current crop of republicans in congress are the most pathetic cowards to ever serve in washington www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...

submitted 3 days ago • 570 comments

And fully half of it is a humiliating error where they mistake the value of a contract by 1000x confusing 8 million with 8 BILLION

submitted 3 days ago • 2409 comments

Our guy walks into a totally unfamiliar environment with the craziest possible shit happening all around him and still somehow manages to make the correct moral choice like 85 times in a row.

submitted 3 days ago • 34 comments

AI when forced to confront a man's love for his beautiful transsexual wife

submitted 4 days ago • 12 comments

you all accused mayor pete of being asleep at the wheel of the department of transportation. you owe that man an apology idgaf

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

This is why you fight these cowards. The moment you stand up to them, they crumble. Homan has nothing. The Fourth Amendment is clear and I am well within my duties to educate people of their rights. He can threaten me with jail and call names all he wants. He’s got nothing else.

submitted 4 days ago • 8248 comments

In my city there is one cybertruck and one DIY parody of a cybertruck and the parody truck has become a local celebrity. Meanwhile, I always wish I had some rotten eggs to throw at the tesla whenever I see it.

submitted 4 days ago • 784 comments

there used to be a time when a teen on a bicycle would heave the news into your driveway in the morning and then that was all the news you got for the day in many ways this was a perfect system

submitted 5 days ago • 21 comments

Chris Kattan sneaking into the SNL studio like Solid Snake. He’s in a box. He’s moving. Paul Simon tries to sing a song but in the background you hear a faint voice, without a microphone, say “you can’t handle de mango”

submitted 5 days ago • 14 comments

I don’t mean to be rude but everyone involved in typing this should be escorted back to a place where they can quietly work on their memoirs for the rest of their days.

submitted 5 days ago • 81 comments

That’s the name of the painting

submitted 6 days ago • 83 comments

The news won’t report on it, and the opposition won’t talk about it, but OVERT, OPEN white supremacy and neo-Nazism are the ideologies guiding the White House right. They’re not disguising it in policy, and they’re not hiding their interactions with Nazis and white supremacists.

submitted 6 days ago • 9 comments