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Tattoo artist, illustrator, science adjacent wannabe zookeeper. Ask me about my stupid little comics. He/him
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submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

Drew a better version of my Elon print. Pm me if you want one. Signed 8.5x11 on matte finish. 25 each.

submitted 16 days ago • 2 comments

I drew a cougar attacking elon musk

submitted 19 days ago • 41 comments

The new york times could hire me to be a cartoonist if they werent such pussies

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

Ive been so stressed with moving I've barely been drawing and its making me so so sad

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

Prepare to face the judgment of the council

submitted 35 days ago • 1 comment

Dingo Party Something fun :3 I recently learned that dingoes come in a variety of coat colors. While many people assume these different colors mean they’re crossbreeds, they’re actually all pure dingoes. #art

submitted 38 days ago • 19 comments

yeah, who is this vandermeer fucker anyway? writes such fuckin utilitarian mimetic goddamn prose with no ambiguity or imagination.

submitted 36 days ago • 20 comments

I can't stop calling him "suitcase" because of that one stupid viral clip of a very young barron trump saying "i leik my sootcase!" In his ridiculous little child voice. I do like my suitcase.

submitted 36 days ago • 2 comments

I'm fuckin sad dude

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

sir you are the moon

submitted 39 days ago • 8 comments

One of my favourite small David Lynch moments is when he tried to do one of those ceramic art cows for New York City and submitted this and was rejected.

submitted 39 days ago • 84 comments

Unicorn having a nice midday depression nap on the couch. Digital painting. I remember one time someone asked me if I was a unicorn otherkin and I said no, but I often wonder if they weren't onto something

submitted 39 days ago • 1 comment

Lets use bluesky have a horse

submitted 96 days ago • 2 comments

The poet, like the onion, does not care who cries.

submitted 97 days ago • 10 comments

20% off all art prints! All sales going toward actually-functional computers for my spouse & me 🤠 #BSNM

submitted 372 days ago • 0 comments

I drew my dogs as the Russian head transplant experiment

submitted 309 days ago • 1 comment

Bluesky decided to flag a figural drawing with no visible nips or ass in it as sexually explicit so fuck this stupid platform actually I'm sick of this censorship shit

submitted 319 days ago • 3 comments

Nut and Sutekh. Two holy beings.

submitted 319 days ago • 0 comments

Stove bunnies 🐇🔥 (Braskaniner)

submitted 320 days ago • 27 comments

Doing some werewolfing tonight until the cold medicine kicks in. I had the nephews yelling germs into my face so this was inevitable.

submitted 357 days ago • 6 comments

Never seen this one. Powerful use of the medium.

submitted 367 days ago • 3 comments

submitted 368 days ago • 23 comments

Chomperz

submitted 368 days ago • 0 comments

Some art to celebrate bluesky being open to the public now we can all stop pretending twitter is still relevant

submitted 383 days ago • 1 comment

bluesky's open, quote one art to promote yourself

submitted 384 days ago • 11 comments

Tattoo design coming down the chute. This piece of flash would be a pretty large tattoo, so I don't expect it to be claimed right away. Still, its not about pleasing everyone, just the right one. Sutekh from Egyptian mythos, slaying the chaos serpent.

submitted 386 days ago • 1 comment

Cyriak ✨

submitted 390 days ago • 2 comments

Joey is a very good attorney

submitted 388 days ago • 0 comments

The Donkey. Mixed media on toned paper. #art

submitted 390 days ago • 3 comments

I can't believe I'm actually a tattoo artist for real. It's been 6 months of doing it full time and it still feels so surreal. Who let me do this.

submitted 393 days ago • 1 comment

Someone on tumblr reblogged a post about cat shows and tagged it 'unreality.' Friend idk how to break this to you but uhhh a cat show is a real thing?

submitted 393 days ago • 1 comment

submitted 413 days ago • 0 comments

Wind Chill. Digital painting. Ipad Procreate. I don't know if hashtags do much on this site but let's see what happens when I do #art

submitted 424 days ago • 1 comment

Feloss Navidad everypony

submitted 430 days ago • 28 comments