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theonion.com • 368 days ago

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catebridget.bsky.social•367 days ago

i love that they said “wait, wait.” repeating it is so on point.

mcmlxi.org•367 days ago

Ah, that explains all thos spam yoga class calls I've been getting...

blackcatcrosses.bsky.social•367 days ago

Leave it! Leave it!

nerdahedron.bsky.social•367 days ago

Dammit, people. You are supposed to pick things that are NOT believable when you do satire.

changeitlater.bsky.social•321 days ago

The Onion deserves a Pulitzer. No cap.

leftoidsadhu.bsky.social•367 days ago

The government has decided that I don't deserve to eat because I can't work.

Thanks Joe!

bunnylove403.bsky.social•367 days ago

In many states SSI recipients don’t qualify for SNAP. And if they’re lucky enough to qualify they get somewhere between $24.00-$69.00 a month.

galdireonai.bsky.social•367 days ago

You're giving them ideas again.

brendelbored.bsky.social•368 days ago

Congressman rubbing peanut butter on poor peoples gums under the assumption that’s how they get them to talk on camera

wrongbottom.bsky.social•368 days ago

https://youtu.be/9BSYAxll9oo?si=6llEg0B68w5wJfm_

lfillingham.bsky.social•368 days ago

This is in no way praise for mfer Reagan, but it's super interesting to see him right there talking to people really angry at him. I assume before he got shot. He's right there pushing bullshit to people who are in his face.

wrongbottom.bsky.social•368 days ago

Yes, prior to his being shot. 1980 campaign.

woskethoughts.bsky.social•368 days ago

Ooooooh the old “seal test”. My time to shine

dahoovster.bsky.social•368 days ago

That better not be name brand cheese on his nose either!

Government cheese or it’s fraud

zendarva.bsky.social•368 days ago

At least it'll guarantee balanced diets.

spiren.bsky.social•368 days ago

careful if they let it warm up too long its considered cooked and no longer covered

seasouthern.bsky.social•368 days ago

Appreciate that my local 7/11 will sell folks an uncooked pizza and then cook it for them.

delightw2023.bsky.social•368 days ago

Boom

spiderandme.bsky.social•367 days ago

This is going to be one of those ones that comes back to haunt is, innit?

cavalryghost.bsky.social•368 days ago

If I repost but don't like it means it drives me into a furious rage but I feel other people need to see it.

coconnor8.bsky.social•368 days ago

Economists calculate a Bullshit Quotient for public programs. For the poor, it’s intentionally high

https://bsky.app/profile/coconnor8.bsky.social/post/3kiz7zezhho2p