"I can announce that strikes are currently underway on strategic military targets and energy infrastructure in Mattel. Beautiful strikes with our best aircraft. You didn't see them. I saw them. They're quite something, you know?"
He probably just had a third red button installed, this one gets a hamburger delivered to match the other button that brings a Pepsi.
He still was not told by others about the first red button
I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.
Once again we need a disclaimer that says don't believe a word that the President says. He didn't tell the truth in 2016 and that has happened again in 2024. This is nothing more than listening to the Rush Limbaugh Show.
His previous big announcement build-up was for a nothing burger, so, yawn. But he could use a huge distraction to deflect criticism from today's most brazen corruption.
Now watch me as I pull a rabbit out of my hat.
...err...sorry
"Now, Watch ME as I Yank this Rabbit outta the DEMOCRATS STUPID BROKEN hat, which is all SleepyJoes fault by the weigh"
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that hes accepting a 400 million USD bribe in the form of a private mega jet?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Tj9M34DzAKo&pp=ygUZTXVzc2lsZXMgYXJlIGdvaW5nIHRvIGZseQ%3D%3D
He still was not told by others about the first red button
He should be using US Government communication channels
jk, who knows
...err...sorry
"Now, Watch ME as I Yank this Rabbit outta the DEMOCRATS STUPID BROKEN hat, which is all SleepyJoes fault by the weigh"