MY GIRLFRIEND SAID SHE'D CHOOSE TEXAS ROUNDHOUSE ROLLS WITH CINNAMON BUTTER OVER ME HELP??? - ThreadSky

gloktaknowsbest.bsky.social•180 days ago

Baking rolls isn't too difficult. Making cinnamon compound butter is easy. Just cook for her.

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mrtoads.bsky.social•180 days ago

She loves you!

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jennieother1.bsky.social•180 days ago

They are pretty good. Maybe if you brought her some she would choose you both.

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cecerydr.bsky.social•180 days ago

Eat and cook at home

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bumbl-bree.bsky.social•180 days ago

That's actually so valid 😩

Those rolls are so goooood

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reyanaboo.bsky.social•180 days ago

valid

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ratwhiskerer.bsky.social•180 days ago

My gf would throw me into a volcano in exchange for a bowl of mac and cheese

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berry-o-burden.bsky.social•180 days ago

LMAOOOO

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kaywood13.bsky.social•180 days ago

I mean….you can do better….just leave anything texas

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xolohaiku.bsky.social•180 days ago

It’s a Sophie’s choice my friend and she made it.

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djumbi.bsky.social•180 days ago

RUN DONT WALK TO THE NEAREST CONVENIENCE STORE AND IMMEDIATELY DUST
YOURSELF WITH CINNAMON

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cryolab.tech•180 days ago

Have you tried rubbing cinnamon butter on yourself? She might just need a little flavor.

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latho17.bsky.social•180 days ago

Just a dab behind the ear…

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sirenofcanosa.bsky.social•180 days ago

This whole thread spitting facts 📝

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berry-o-burden.bsky.social•180 days ago

I'm listening.

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cryolab.tech•180 days ago

Take a hot shower, really warm yourself up. Put some on and tell her to get it before it melts.

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berry-o-burden.bsky.social•180 days ago

@doomedtimeline.bsky.social

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cryolab.tech•180 days ago

I regret nothing.

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kriegbro42.bsky.social•180 days ago

Like you wouldn't

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mi6007.bsky.social•180 days ago

Well, tell her you prefer French croissants filing with Swedish cream and a cafe late over her 😉 😜 😀 see her reaction !

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thenemosystem.bsky.social•180 days ago

Oh, fuck, but those are tasty. You're in trouble, friend /j

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sirbustergoodoup.bsky.social•180 days ago

Don't blame her. Allergic to cinnamon!

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musicmancer.bsky.social•180 days ago

HOW MANY THO??

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dashisnew.bsky.social•180 days ago

I mean valid lol

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jasperrains.bsky.social•180 days ago

You're on your own here, bruh. Them rolls are fire 🔥

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berry-o-burden.bsky.social•180 days ago

OKAY I'M NOT EVEN MAD

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hartfield01.bsky.social•180 days ago

Texss Roadhouse rolls. They are “heavenly.”

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fartfactory.bsky.social•180 days ago

Wow my gf choose to marry a whole roasted chicken from costco over me

I attended the wedding it was beautiful…congrats Lucy and Chicken 💋

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fartfactory.bsky.social•180 days ago

This was the chicken

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thenemosystem.bsky.social•180 days ago

Damn, you're just posting spatchcock with no NSFW tag??

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fartfactory.bsky.social•180 days ago

Why don’t you just tag this ass

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metridiumfields.bsky.social•180 days ago

Real

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timecommander.bsky.social•180 days ago

Buy the rolls and break up with her so that way she has neither and you have both.

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jimokenfuss.bsky.social•180 days ago

Deal with it. For goodness sake, have you never tried those rolls?

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jasonintx.bsky.social•180 days ago

It’s nothing personal.

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winterferger.bsky.social•180 days ago

Them yokel kickboxing buns are the best.

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silkieink.bsky.social•180 days ago

Nah. Based. She's based.

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naptimern.bsky.social•178 days ago

I’ve never had them LOL sounds like I’m missing out

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medicinetacklebox.bsky.social•180 days ago

I mean, did this come out of nowhere, or did you do something? Kinda sounds like we’re missing some context. But those rolls are 🧈🔥

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alexsavedtheday.bsky.social•180 days ago

No help. Solid choice. Sorry, friend. Maybe she will share? Because, *unff,* that butter, y'all.

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djinnx.bsky.social•180 days ago

Ok, but could you ever really trust her again if she said she’d choose you over the rolls? You’ve got an honest girl, treasure her. ♥️

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heretobonk.bsky.social•180 days ago

She is correct Sir.

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cal.draws.pics•180 days ago

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berry-o-burden.bsky.social•180 days ago

LMAOOO

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greatfausto.bsky.social•180 days ago

Be creative by inserting your penis in a roll and calling it a Roadhouse Pig in a Blanket. Add butter cup for dipping 👍🤣🤣

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jinxofcascadia.bsky.social•180 days ago

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berry-o-burden.bsky.social•180 days ago

HELP???

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squeezecheeze.bsky.social•180 days ago

Learn to bake them 😇

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hauntedhealing.bsky.social•179 days ago

Then be the guy providing them ☺️

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yermomsez.bsky.social•180 days ago

I mean, u can’t blame her

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destinycallzu.bsky.social•180 days ago

Step 1: Acceptance

End of list.

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vmaxk1.bsky.social•180 days ago

She's got a point. Js

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theblouprint.bsky.social•180 days ago

They are that good!

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zephybaby.bsky.social•180 days ago

Oh yeah you’re cooked

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nyarlathotep617.bsky.social•180 days ago

Does she know how much sugar is in that butter?

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rchbooks.bsky.social•180 days ago

So your only option is to be her roll person. Gotta keep them on you.

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thatryanguy.bsky.social•180 days ago

Make them better

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doomedtimeline.bsky.social•180 days ago

GF here, I'm right. 🧈 🍞

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yanquispartacist.bsky.social•180 days ago

hell yeah you are those rolls slay

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aaaaaahhhhhhe.bsky.social•180 days ago

Your girlfriend is right.

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jackielg.bsky.social•180 days ago

Tough break, maybe supply them on some regular basis and get a bit of left over affection for being a great guy?

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leocomerford.bsky.social•180 days ago

Time to become a baker I suppose.

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nobodylikeskale.bsky.social•180 days ago

On the bright side, you can take comfort in the fact your partner makes good decisions.

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watchmylegss.bsky.social•179 days ago

Bro what do you want us to do, those rolls have us all in a chokehold

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vlgambini.bsky.social•180 days ago

Um, yeah, well there are a lot of ways to make yourself, um, yummy.
Seems your going to need to start with cinnamon butter on your, um, buns.
Perhaps a tattoo of Texas wood be in order in the, um, bun region.

If she likes redheads, she may leave you for a ginger bread man. See what I did there?

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vlgambini.bsky.social•180 days ago

Would, ugh text correct or whatever.

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