I saw a dating profile that said 'manors cost nothing' and that's the kind of poor grasp of English/lack of financial understanding I'm looking for in a wife. - ThreadSky

breadery.bsky.social • 78 days ago

I saw a dating profile that said 'manors cost nothing' and that's the kind of poor grasp of English/lack of financial understanding I'm looking for in a wife.

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frostergaard.bsky.social•78 days ago

😂

jmwallach.bsky.social•78 days ago

She's clearly a Maoist set on radical land redistribution.

breadery.bsky.social•78 days ago

😆

eyeofthestorm434.bsky.social•78 days ago

Manors and Manners are both free. Everyone knows you inherit them from PaPa and Mummy.

hegemoney.bsky.social•78 days ago

That probably deserves an honorable mansion.

breadery.bsky.social•78 days ago

😆

jeffreypschultz.bsky.social•78 days ago

What a sorry estate of affairs.
But anyone who wins her hand will surely be entitled to lord it over us.

breadery.bsky.social•78 days ago

😆

chunkymilkshake.bsky.social•78 days ago

😆 once had a girl in a dating app tell me she was trying to be as “pacific as possible” when describing what she was looking for in a relationship.

chunkymilkshake.bsky.social•78 days ago

Holy smokes. I found the screenshot. It’s from 2017.

jeffreypschultz.bsky.social•78 days ago

There is so much going on here.
Not a smartass, but a smart ass?
Jeapardy? Because she likes Jeeps?
She likes beach ... because she's being pacific?

zamguy1987.bsky.social•78 days ago

Your wife now I assume?!!!

chunkymilkshake.bsky.social•77 days ago

No. I’m not into the whole God thing.

annacup.bsky.social•77 days ago

Wow, brilliant! 🤣
A part of me needs to believe this is a bot. What genuinely fun person would introduce themselves as one?

captainpeterquinn.bsky.social•78 days ago

i like women who can spell...

breadery.bsky.social•78 days ago

😆 The opening line followed by "I'm smart" is a stroke of genius.

jenstar666.bsky.social•78 days ago

As a West Coast girl, I am always pacific.

breadery.bsky.social•78 days ago

We're all looking for that kind of ocean based romance.

jeremyosner.bsky.social•78 days ago

A manor in every pot, cried the oligopopulist

breadery.bsky.social•78 days ago

😆

pjvelez.bsky.social•78 days ago

thebeardidlady.bsky.social•78 days ago

Either that or she expects to be provided with a stately home at no personal cost.

fox-e-laurence.bsky.social•78 days ago

… did you DM then “but a dictionary is $9.99?”

lindosh.bsky.social•76 days ago

😂

goaskalis.bsky.social•78 days ago

Maintaining a manor is no task for the financially strapped

itsabbyyep.bsky.social•78 days ago

lol

tektology-enjoyer.bsky.social•78 days ago

I mean, sure, they're inherited along with your title!

captainpeterquinn.bsky.social•78 days ago

did they have anything to day about Castles?

breadery.bsky.social•78 days ago

Apparently they have motes.

lilcrow12.bsky.social•78 days ago

Why do you want a grammatically stupid wife who knows politeness costs nothing?

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