It has come to my attention that not nearly enough of you know about Bernd das Brot, the German children's program about a clinically depressed loaf of bread who enjoys studying his wallpaper and eating gruel and whose catchphrases include "my life is hell" and "I would like to leave this show."
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dhj1xhv3rZI&pp=ygUSbG9yaW90IGJpbGQgc2NoaWVm
https://variety.com/2009/more/news/anarchists-kidnap-bernd-das-brot-1117999698/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kiK-vC6AU-4
Yet here I sit penniless.
He also likes to watch a DVD with Germany's most boring train tracks.
...dann.
I Love him so so much
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bernd_das_Brot
The reason for Bernd's depression was revealed in the 85th episode of the series. In his telling: " A long, long time ago I fell in love with a beautiful, slim baguette. She was so unbelievably charming and funny. But unfortunately my affection was in vain."
An incredible sentence in a Wikipedia page of incredible sentences.
bernd floating in space for hours is a gift to stoners everywhere
NERRRRRD
But yes
Bernd would NEVER
bernd is a fucking Icon of good
In case you are interested, I explained (almost) all about our dougy creation in this YT-clip
https://youtu.be/N9Ak6-8qkSo?si=t9S-Kpmlp2AWMhlM
To avoid sending a test signal, the German public children's channel KiKa created the probably most meme-able night programme with a chronically depressed bread pleading his misery to end.
This year: Brot Summer
sweet vs savory
Have not seen the guy in some time, thanks. 😆
“Touch Dieter’s monkey!"
He is an awesome guy and you should check out his other projects (for example Ghostsitter which is about a teenage boy that travels along with a group of supernaturals in an old ghost train).
My hero.
(And yes, I danced his dance at 2am alone, in front of the TV and it was glorious)
And that wasn't even for kids.
https://youtu.be/NXoW-TDzcFU?si=zxT4Y0EhHCRhUyOi
"Crap"
"Have I mentioned that I hate all of you?"
"May I go home now?"
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Also Bernd is very much an unreliable narrator in attributing his state of mind to a lost love...
https://youtu.be/lQ7gDjcTsQI?si=0IHlWd9SRXntvVi3
https://youtu.be/I5yvauDS9EU?si=gRfTeHPc3TlSuv_c
"Crap."
Is it supposed to be "funny", or is it an effort to support others struggling with depression?
I can Google it, I guess.
Bernd das Brot: hold mein Bier
" bit Burnt, das Brot". It's now a go-to for over-done bread & toast