whenever my cat complains about me not feeding him more than three times a day I have developed a habit of showing him great works of art that depict suffering (The Pieta, The Rape of Lucretia, The Fall of Nineveh) and explain in detail how his own pain greatly exceeds that depicted
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Of course not.
(Seriously though, I adopted her from a vet training college - she gets so vicious around snacks she was scaring the students, so they adopted her out. I'm working on her manners so I can feed her treats without bleeding.)
He tilts his head and listens as if he's truly attending. He looks at the pictures.
Then he stares at the special food cupboard, with his nearby kibble bowl full.
from a cat parent that has to endure my cat's suffering
I call those Punitive Snuggles
Perhaps you should find more appropriate works of art.
so as long as you're having fun
Even if it's something that would make her throw up.
Especially if it's something that would make her throw up.
I recommend that Futurama episode with the dog.
I figured it was something very much like that..