I usually tend to post humorous and/or sarcastic remarks and memes. If it's something that I think will trigger someone ( except conservatives ) , I try to include a warning.
In every job that must be done
There is an element of fun
You find the fun and snap!
The job's a game
And every task you undertake
Becomes a piece of cake
A lark! A spree! It's very clear to see that
A Spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down
The medicine go down-wown
The medicine go down
Just a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down
In a most delightful way
I'm not really involved in the lifestyle, but in my experience, this could only benefit everyone and maybe even undo some of the 50 Shades damage. Win-win.
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
Memorize that safeword or the torture is atrocious
Topping from the bottom might make you seem precocious
Spankmyassandcallmebitchexpialedocious!
♪♫ buckles and zippers on PVC jumpers
bullwhips and butt plugs and clitoris thumpers
anal beads, spreaders, and electric rings
we must consent to the use of these things ♫♪
It starts with someone mocking the advice about flared bases with the doctor responding with several non flared things that were stuck. Highlights include a glass scented candle with lid. A thermos and a candy cane.
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“A spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down.”
😂🤣😂
(Jesus, Jesus.)
D a fist in velvet glove… 🎶
M, the pain that shows your love! 🎶
There is an element of fun
You find the fun and snap!
The job's a game
And every task you undertake
Becomes a piece of cake
A lark! A spree! It's very clear to see that
The medicine go down-wown
The medicine go down
Just a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down
In a most delightful way
“Because they take a little nip
From every flower that they sip
And hence (And hence),
They find (They find)
Their task is not a grind.”
Tell me that’s NOT about sex.
That one got cut because she and Dick Van Dyke got wayyyy too into it.
Memorize that safeword or the torture is atrocious
Topping from the bottom might make you seem precocious
Spankmyassandcallmebitchexpialedocious!
bullwhips and butt plugs and clitoris thumpers
anal beads, spreaders, and electric rings
we must consent to the use of these things ♫♪