I had an ingrown toenail recently and it was WORSE THAN 9/11 - ThreadSky

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tomtomorrow.bsky.social • 4 days ago

I had an ingrown toenail recently and it was WORSE THAN 9/11

Went to the fridge for a Happy Camper IPA, only found a 12 pack of 7000K IPA. Worse than 9/11. 🔥🍺🔥

udjg.life•3 days ago

I had a canker sore recently and it was worse than 9/11.

They’re going to drone strike the next DNC

Different 9/11. He was referring to an incident at Arby's in September 2015.

Those SUCK. I feel ya.

when a mutual posted the "penis to vaginaaaaa" scene from EMILIA PEREZ, that was worse than 9/11

Hang on, this is supposed to be unreasonable hyperbole

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I mean, yes. 100%

I can believe that.

One of my favorite early jokes of yours is in this vein but it involves the baatan death march

3141pie.com•4 days ago

I overcooked the chicken for dinner last night and it was WORSE THAN 9/11

That explains why we still have to take our shoes off before getting on a plane.

Had to clean out the impeller on an aquarium filter. Worse than 9/11 and Pearl Harbor combined.

I got a paper cut the other day and it was WORSE THAN WWII

One of the cats just used the litterbox, and it’s worse than 9/11 in the bathroom.

too soon

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