Hey I like this game, keep it going. I vote for deporting Americans, oh wait they're already doing that, um Homeland Security to open investigations into missing cats and dogs and deporting Haitians for the fact that they can't find any missing cats and dogs.
Massive Casualty in iran of American soldiers in a war we should never be in for a president that could care less. There should be one death, and it's not a soldier it's a dodging piece of shit
I think he's going to depart from the living. I thought Joe would pass a couple of years into his term, too, so I'm not good at this. Joe should've stepped down back then because it would've been great. Kamala gets to be the first woman president, AND we get a wide open primary.Ask me next time.
May: Expecting construction to be announced for new Gitmo II & III detention holding PRISON camps for now-separated families,
on a) island of Guam, just for ladies 16+, to be called Guamtanamama, and
on b) American Samoa Islands, for now-separated children under 15 only, called GuaSamoaFriendlyTown!
No more use of the word 'trans'. Transcript will be script, transatlantic will just be atlantic, transformation will be formation, translucent will be lucent and transport will just be port, wich will be very expensive due to tariffs on European alcohol.
You’ll be granted an exemption for the words Make and the beautiful word America. But you have to be nice! If you’re not nice it’s gonna be Agerica and no one wants to live there. You’ll be alone. Alone in the nasty Agerica. Sad.
April 20th is Hitlers' birthday so they will end the US Constitution, abolish all future elections, arrest demonstrators and start the concentration camps with gas ovens. Millions will demonstrate and a few thousand shot dead in the streets each time. We still may win but millions may die first.
I hear the white tail deer in the Pine Barrens are part of the FkTrmp gang from Honduras. They've been harboring undocumented deer there under protection of Biden during his term. It's cost the taxpayers $888 billion dollars over one year
It could be anything,...
Maybe, lightbulbs for inside the body, that have ripples for extra "traction & pleasure", that are sold as a Medicare Home Health Device with an endorsement by RFK, Jr.
As I said,... Anything.
Perhaps a bit of eating crow from those who were foolish enough to believe there would be a sane and targeted approach to tariffs and the economy? Same crowd who said “doesn’t matter who you vote for, the system will remain unchanged”.
That’s the part I don’t understand. What a horrible way to live. Why would anyone want to spend their life that way? It feels so much better to do good things for people.
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They can't be stopped; they can't be reasoned with...
Oh no; was the movie Wicked really an allegory for wolverines...
Who knows if I used allegory correctly; cause I don't...
Actually, it’s a real tragedy when even sarcastic things may become true. It’s a serious disease.
You know!
The thing!
They're the fucking worst! Taking goddamn selfies and shit!
https://youtu.be/oyuDPftc8mM?si=6ZB1KYE-MTwu7KMB
Malania Day
on a) island of Guam, just for ladies 16+, to be called Guamtanamama, and
on b) American Samoa Islands, for now-separated children under 15 only, called GuaSamoaFriendlyTown!
Tigers of Africa eating villagers ?
Bomb Greenland to save the penguins ?
Chupacabra meth warriors ?
Tootles... Wade
Next was sending drones and bombing the cartels in Mexico.
Sadly I think he's going go after California and the other states that will not bend the knee.
I hate this timeline.
Baloney steaks
April: #FlippersUp
May:
Maybe, lightbulbs for inside the body, that have ripples for extra "traction & pleasure", that are sold as a Medicare Home Health Device with an endorsement by RFK, Jr.
As I said,... Anything.
Dildo exclusion zone around Ted Cruz’s house.
New ad campaign:
“Got Measles?”
Chief Justice Robert’s burns a soufflé on the British Baking Show
PT Barnum’s “there’s a sucker born every minute” is updated to “there’s a MAGA suckered every second”.
Bear markets.
Mummified Musk?
The level of stupidity is outside my realm of experience. I couldn't dream of dumber things than what these idiots have already done.
Oh wait that has already been happening this entire month.
Gay people arrested for Sodomy and locked away?
War with Mexico? Greenland? shit.....World War III?
These days - nothing is off the table.
Clearly Biden chose this inferior bird as an insult to the supreme leader
Henceforth, new national bird will be “Tangled Hairpiece”
Replica’s, from Penguin Island, on sale for $500+ today’s tariff from King Grifter
#BadGrandma