It’s D&D Night, we’re all near death and surrounded by enraged emus.
Long ago, when I was GMing, I gave the party a custom magic item.
ME: Use it! Use it! It doesn’t matter anymore!
BARD: But—
ME: WE WILL DIE IN A BLAZE OF GLORY
Long ago, when I was GMing, I gave the party a custom magic item.
ME: Use it! Use it! It doesn’t matter anymore!
BARD: But—
ME: WE WILL DIE IN A BLAZE OF GLORY
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*and even that gets iffy with like sign language gorillas, etc
Lemu will not be amused.
ROGUE: *reaches into BARD’s pack and grabs it*
ROGUE: I USE THE MALFUNCTIONING WAND OF WONDER
ROGUE: *rolls a 50*
ROGUE: *is now a giant honorary dog towering over emus*
ROGUE: …
PARTY: …
ROGUE: Okay, I’m gonna pick the rest of the party up and run for a tree.
BARD: But…
CLERIC: Come on, this isn’t even our worst idea.
ROGUE: I get the Paladin and the Barbarian! Paladin, bring the Bard!
PALADIN: I wrap my legs around the Bard!
BARD: I am REALLY not into this…
GM: Okay, you…you have both of them and the Bard is dangling…
MONK: *gloms onto giant Honorary Dog leg*
EMU: *kicks at giant*
EMU: *crits*
PALADIN: Interception!
PALADIN: *dangling from Rogue’s arm, holding Bard between thighs, throws shield between emu and Rogue*
BARD: I WANT OFF THIS RIDE
GM: It’s your turn.
GM: You might technically be grappled?
PALADIN: I ungrapple! I ungrapple!
BARD: I sit on Rogue’s head like a very fashionable hat.
ANOTHER EMU: *hits*
In a Matrix-like maneuver, Rogue uses Uncanny Dodge while the party clings to his limbs and screams.
PARTY: ...
EMUS: ...😳
She grabbed the mage's Wand of Wonder... and promptly summoned a rhino on top of the death knight.
Cue rhino and death knight crashing down 20 stories.
This is just Mabel's nightmare scenario.
https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/1167470771696033792.html
…the second had lasted 4 sessions, two of which had technical difficulties.