What do you throw a drowning lawyer? A life ring, OBVIOUSLY, YOU FUCKING PSYCHOPATH! - ThreadSky

wulfhelm.bsky.social • 5 days ago

What do you throw a drowning lawyer?

A life ring, OBVIOUSLY, YOU FUCKING PSYCHOPATH!

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gurnaik.bsky.social•5 days ago

Am I supposed to be asking how people make a living before doing the necessary?

hendos.bsky.social•5 days ago

Nah, they just need to download the app and fill out the online form when they need rescuing.

arrdavid.bsky.social•3 days ago

I would throw them a life-ring, drag them ashore and then present them with an itemised invoice for my time, effort and embarrassment at saving a lawyer.

feelingantsy.bsky.social•3 days ago

When was our cuddly Saxon psychopath replaced by this guy ⬆️🤷‍♂️

martinthemess.bsky.social•4 days ago

Of course. Once they're back on dry land, you can make a careful, reasoned decision whether or not to throw them back, based on exactly what kind of lawyer they are and what sort of moral standards they uphold, without all that pesky time pressure of "they'll be drowned in another minute anyways."

jalata.bsky.social•3 days ago

An affi-davit?

(Davit - a small crane on board a ship, especially one of a pair for suspending or lowering a lifeboat)

Ok obscure

patrick.seurre.com•5 days ago

A life ring... full of rocks?

wulfhelm.bsky.social•5 days ago

theselectfyrd.bsky.social•5 days ago

Even Nigel Farage?

wulfhelm.bsky.social•5 days ago

DON'T FUCKING TEST ME!

theselectfyrd.bsky.social•5 days ago

I sense an exception to the rule¹

¹ It proves there is a rule to be excepted.

I'm right, aren't I?

Tell me I'm right

wulfhelm.bsky.social•5 days ago

Yes but also fuck off.

kaneclements11.bsky.social•4 days ago

He said a lawyer, not rabble rousing, shit stirring, idle, racist, racist, grifter.

theselectfyrd.bsky.social•4 days ago

Except I was replying to the meme and not the original post.

patrick.seurre.com•4 days ago

You forgot ‘frog-faced’.

kaneclements11.bsky.social•4 days ago

I didn't want to descend to personal insults.

jvdrieth.bsky.social•4 days ago

You have to draw the line somewhere

theselectfyrd.bsky.social•4 days ago

Precisely

patrick.seurre.com•5 days ago

Not a problem. Water would melt him.

theselectfyrd.bsky.social•5 days ago

Phew!

ladymondegreene.bsky.social•4 days ago

Are you going soft?
What happened?

patrick.seurre.com•5 days ago

What the... I was agreeing with you?? 🙂

theselectfyrd.bsky.social•5 days ago

Are you new here?

wulfhelm.bsky.social•5 days ago

Full of rocks?

patrick.seurre.com•5 days ago

Deflated then?

wulfhelm.bsky.social•5 days ago

Oh, Patrick.

patrick.seurre.com•5 days ago

Or dangerously over-inflated with helium so it floats off into the sky, preferably with the lawyer hanging on for dear life not really understanding what the hell just happened or where they'll end up?

(floating is what you want from the ring, right?)

msalliance.me•3 days ago

Wouldn’t you have to show two recognised forms of your identity signed with a wet signature and digitised first? To prevent money laundering?

whisperingwind.co.uk•3 days ago

If we didn't know better, we might think you were trying to tell us you're a lawyer without saying you're a lawyer. But lawyering doesn't involve crabs AFAIK. Also, if you were drowning, maybe lose the metal hat.

psychicsquirrel.bsky.social•5 days ago

A 37 page Contract for Rescue clearly stating the Terms and Conditions of the rescue and absolving the rescuer of all blame should the rescue fail requiring signature and notarisation.