I once taught middle school English. Give me a sec and I can dissect this juvenile piece of garbage for you… - ThreadSky

b00kdragon.bsky.social•18 days ago

Thank you, because I got about 3 lines in and gave up. Not that I’m really interested in anything he says.

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bluedotbubba.bsky.social•18 days ago

Voted most likely to bring an uzi to school

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lbrock44.bsky.social•18 days ago

This idiot could not pass my middle school writing class.

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evamagpie.bsky.social•18 days ago

👏👏😂

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djjakej.bsky.social•18 days ago

Must be Evil Miller and Stevie Chueng writing up this crazy

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kkempen.bsky.social•18 days ago

Who wrote this mess? He can’t put a sentence together.

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otrodia.bsky.social•18 days ago

Thank you! I was waiting for some kind of subtitles for the literate.

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endora-laduce.bsky.social•17 days ago

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bigdaddylipscomb2.bsky.social•17 days ago

Don't bother. My hope is that Trump gets overloaded with court losses and fails.

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bole7y.bsky.social•18 days ago

Don’t hut yourself. This is dreadful…

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hotcatmana.bsky.social•18 days ago

Please repost with all the appropriate corrections. It would be interesting to see it side-by-side🩷

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luishperez123.bsky.social•18 days ago

Big piece of trash what 🍊 is trying to spit

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luishperez123.bsky.social•18 days ago

Jess you are great 🤣🤣

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couponforpoupon.bsky.social•18 days ago

Paging @jaketapper.bsky.social we need your expertise in dementia, stat!

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roy124680.bsky.social•18 days ago

Follow the law, that’s what’s good for our country

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justjim12.bsky.social•17 days ago

Without even reading it, I know it's a fail.

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themaryunfaithful.bsky.social•18 days ago

I’m not reading all that. I’m assuming it’s complete fucking gibberish?

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stephaniebrieated.bsky.social•17 days ago

I’m pretty confident that this was not written by the TACO in Chief, but the random words in caps and quotes are on brand. So wondering what those are even about? You know how you can hear punctuation when you read it? How would random ass caps and quotes even sound?? Gibberish on a tortilla!

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ecoprairiepainter.bsky.social•18 days ago

When you ‘adderal’ all night long…

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thalaisa.bsky.social•18 days ago

He is one unhinged, ignorant little man.

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chellelavixen.bsky.social•18 days ago

Girl I respect you even now knowing that bit of info. JR. High is the worst.

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gonewiththedogs.bsky.social•18 days ago

Please Do ! 🤔😵

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romanacleaf.bsky.social•18 days ago

Dear Donald,

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ferretslave.bsky.social•18 days ago

At least it's not all caps and one very long sentence. He has an odd choice in capitalized words. Waiting on translation.

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thejanesriot.bsky.social•18 days ago

This is why we have character limits yall. 😂🤮😂

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homola1950.bsky.social•18 days ago

My take away from this raving lunatic rant. Little dick syndrome

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sandgirl.bsky.social•18 days ago

Courts are standing in the way of my dictatorship
and collecting trillions from other countries (Americans). 😭😭

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hotcatmana.bsky.social•18 days ago

Do you love how he thinks of USA sovereignty but bullies everybody else’s🤔 and yes, collecting the money from his own citizens😂🤣

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t-antony.bsky.social•17 days ago

I do not believe Trump wrote that. His aids wrote that as Trump rambled which is even scarier.

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justicelovr.bsky.social•17 days ago

Was the staff in the John with him, taking notes while he was…well…

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t-antony.bsky.social•17 days ago

There are reports concerning Trumps interest in water sports.

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bigheadtales.bsky.social•18 days ago

The fascist Federalist Society thought they could control their Nazi King when they installed him as Führer.

They thought the same about Hitler, too.

Then end is the same.

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novamunkie.bsky.social•17 days ago

At least he figured out how to turn the CAPS LOCK off

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crowdedbyidiots.bsky.social•18 days ago

Trump was triggered and venting to his ass wiper handlers. My bet is that Stephen Miller has an axe to grind against Leo for some reason—hair envy?

Trump didn’t write this. It’s AI with Miller edits.

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nedwilcox.bsky.social•17 days ago

70+ million affirmatively voted for this imbecile. We're in serious trouble.

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sueafc.bsky.social•18 days ago

Why can't he shout at clouds instead?

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jemmer.bsky.social•18 days ago

I imagine him having his hands on his hips - in true Karen style - as he dictated “Thank you for your attention to this matter.”

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realcanuck1.bsky.social•17 days ago

Everything about him, as always

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owybabs.bsky.social•17 days ago

Whoa!

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kyotiwiles.bsky.social•18 days ago

I do not speak insanity so I have no idea what he is saying.

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unewme.bsky.social•18 days ago

Wait til he finds out the Pope is having a special event on June 14 in Chicago. That’s going to send him completely over the edge. I’m here for it🤣

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rroyh.bsky.social•18 days ago

🍿

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profjabbott.bsky.social•18 days ago

We're at the stream of consciousness moment now

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rwillson.bsky.social•18 days ago

Whatever happened to keeping it to 280 characters

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ffa1984.bsky.social•18 days ago

He gets the Dictator owner limit 5 million characters.

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gmaconda.bsky.social•18 days ago

Chat GPT + Stephen Miller

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secretkeepingpro.bsky.social•18 days ago

I teach college psych and even my dual credit students write better than this. And I can say with confidence that they likely understand the constitution and government in general better than he does.

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wmjkmom.bsky.social•18 days ago

Come on, Jess. My middle schoolers couldn't write this much. They'd pass out.

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stefana52.bsky.social•18 days ago

"A real "sleazebag" named Leonard Leo, a bad person who,
in his own way, probably hates America, and obviously has his own separate ambitions."
Wow! For once the mobster-in-Chief got something right.

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ffa1984.bsky.social•18 days ago

I get too sick 🤢 to read the entire thing. Maybe a Cliff Notes summary?

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bigal70.bsky.social•17 days ago

He really doesnt know anything about the presidency does he!!! Idiot

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hartfield01.bsky.social•18 days ago

Mark it up like Harvard did to Ms. McMann. #47 is a ignorant as she is…..

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steve3797.bsky.social•17 days ago

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prime157.bsky.social•17 days ago

The whole regime is just so whiney.

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prime157.bsky.social•17 days ago

🤣 appreciate that

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steve3797.bsky.social•17 days ago

... Perhaps this is Therapy for me ... truth is the magat's Kryptonite ...

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prime157.bsky.social•17 days ago

I get you. I'm over the incessant whining.

You saw this one, right?

https://www.mediaite.com/media/tv/cnn-panelist-lays-into-kevin-oleary-for-defending-whining-titty-baby-trump-pathetic/

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educ8advoc8.bsky.social•18 days ago

There's no way he wrote this. He writes at a 5th grade level (generously), and this is written at an 8th grade level (at best).

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elyseea.bsky.social•18 days ago

Yeah, but it is kinda fun to see him call out Leonard Leo by name.

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elyseea.bsky.social•18 days ago

It is, as one might say, a moment of Holy Shite.

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n0face.bsky.social•18 days ago

He just shot himself in the crotch. Leonard Leo doesn’t need Donald Trump. This may get interesting.

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supplysgt.bsky.social•18 days ago

That was funny! I’ll bet Leo yanked out his rosary and recited 10 Hail Marys after that berating

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goread.bsky.social•18 days ago

Leo's gonna need to buy some serious crypto to kiss and make up. 🙄

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wolfhounds227in.bsky.social•18 days ago

He's only mad that the judges they recommend don't love his edicts more than their own egos and possibly, just maybe, the document they took an oath to uphold...

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iamrudytomjanovich.bsky.social•18 days ago

Nobody's gonna read all that Donnie #TACO

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romanacleaf.bsky.social•18 days ago

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dargamor.bsky.social•18 days ago

Came for this meme. Leaving satisfied

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25-17ezekiel.bsky.social•18 days ago

TLDR.

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jasoncampbell617.bsky.social•18 days ago

You know, I want to read his post, but I just don't see myself wasting the 15 seconds of my time to bother reading what I know is just nonsensical bullshit.

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prime157.bsky.social•17 days ago

I didn't read it.

Because every post like that is just whining, "I'm a victim, I'm a victim, I'm a victim," when he's not a victim 🤷‍♂️

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setb.bsky.social•18 days ago

The more intelligible parts:

"I was told that instead of picking judges, I could just have the federalist society do it, and that their picks would always rule in my favor. I'm not to be questioned or restrained, therefore these judges who struck down my tariffs hate America."

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fischygoddess.bsky.social•18 days ago

Super helpful comment! It’s perfect!

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skiphuntphotography.com•17 days ago

I made it as far as a sentence … then started to skim… then just gave up and moved on. You’re right… waste of time

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joegofar.bsky.social•18 days ago

I don't know why, but something about it feels off. Like someone else wrote for him. Maybe it's just me.

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001flash.bsky.social•18 days ago

The POTUS definitely did not write this tripe, not once was hamburder or his gigantic "hands" even mentioned

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kataclyzmic.bsky.social•18 days ago

Trothe sensial needs a character limit.

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flojo22.bsky.social•18 days ago

Who is he thanking for their attention to this matter? lol.

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thenewnucleus.bsky.social•18 days ago

Your middle school language is too advanced for Dumb-old Trump, with his dementia his language ability has sunk to 3rd grade.

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experiment6two6.bsky.social•18 days ago

An insult to middle schoolers tbh lol

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nahhansandiego.bsky.social•18 days ago

DO ITTTT @piperformissouri.bsky.social !!!!

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kpow70.bsky.social•18 days ago

I literally can't get past the first few lines. I didn't say sentence bc often, the entire rant will be one sentence. My kids are grown, I can't stand whining anymore. Put your big girl panties on taco man

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timlow3.bsky.social•18 days ago

For those wondering if it matters that there is a madman in the Whitehouse.
https://bsky.app/profile/trending-stocks.bsky.social/post/3lqe6t5dclu2y

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cturtle0923.bsky.social•18 days ago

I thought the Federalists were his buddies?

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wmn4srvl.bsky.social•18 days ago

He’s so delusional.

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tallphoenix.bsky.social•18 days ago

One day, we may all find out who his ghost writer is. Any bets?

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niankhsekhmet.bsky.social•18 days ago

It's Stephen Miller.

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merryroze.bsky.social•18 days ago

He did not write this. Grammar, punctuation, syntax… definitely not his.

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readwellalaska.bsky.social•18 days ago

Ah ha ha ha. Didn't Harvard just do that? Red ink and all.

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lab2.bsky.social•18 days ago

Please. Make. IT. STOP.

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anxiouspepper.bsky.social•18 days ago

I don't even bother... I want to keep some of my sanity

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eddieandangus.bsky.social•18 days ago

Does TACO Donnie have a couple of brain cells in his head that could possibly team-up and form something resembling a coherent thought?

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flimsyasitis.bsky.social•18 days ago

I never read any of Trump's bullshit anymore. I don't even listen to his press conferences. What the fuck is it worth to listen to a complete liar. It doesn't even matter. The press should just stop asking him questions.

Take away what he likes the most.

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puddles01.bsky.social•18 days ago

So if trillions of dollars are flowing into the country, why all the cuts to Medicare and Medicaid?

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dutchmaloney1964.bsky.social•17 days ago

You would think with all these trillions already in we would be able to feed all our children.

Hope the Supreme Court sees fit to protect the states and not just the Don.

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keepingsimple.bsky.social•17 days ago

Lacking the expertise & political literacy to president, he demands intelligent people suspend their belief in civil society & let him do whatever his inner chimp & his handlers want.

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50501arvada.bsky.social•18 days ago

Jess, I suck at this. I'm 60 years old.
Please just share this a time or two for Colorado.

We are on the same team
Cheers, Paddy

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lacabeza.bsky.social•17 days ago

Not completely sold that this Federalist Society kerfuffle is real. Even if it is, Leonard Leo doesn't give two shits. He's gotten what he needs from the current occupant in the WH.

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dadwantstotalk.bsky.social•17 days ago

I am. Trump is absolutely the completely senile moron that you imagine he is. He has no idea who the Federalist Society is or that they've been running his administration for a decade. He just now learned about them because a headline said they had picked the judge he picked that ruled against him.

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karencaulk.bsky.social•18 days ago

Sure this wasn't Stephen Miller asking AI to compose something as if Trump would write it? Trump would have fallen asleep halfway through writing this.

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cassandrawept.bsky.social•17 days ago

Tldr. Covfefe, man, woman, tv, car. Sharks and windmills, believe me. At levels never seen before.

See how much time I just saved?

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bob-parker.bsky.social•18 days ago

I also taught middle school. It helps me better understand the behaviors I see from Regime 47. To be fair about it, however, virtually all of my students outgrew their pre-teen immaturity. Not so much Regime 47.

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seattlegigi.bsky.social•18 days ago

I read the first 15 words and stopped. A 3rd grader with an average grade in "grammar" of 2-!! Do people really read this shit?

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floridalib.bsky.social•18 days ago

Does he use speech to text? He goes on & on…

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sparkyrob73.bsky.social•18 days ago

Jeez….what a word salad. Alphabet soup would make More sense

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unicorn64.bsky.social•18 days ago

I deciphered it.

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solardavegreen.bsky.social•18 days ago

Someone please ask ChatGPT to summarize it in fewer than 250 characters.

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msocsci.bsky.social•18 days ago

Rabid bullshite. There, I'm better than ChatGPT.

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anonomass.bsky.social•17 days ago

What the salad is this?

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petralava.bsky.social•18 days ago

There isn’t enough red ink

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saneacceptance.bsky.social•18 days ago

Thank you!!!

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tommyrayray.bsky.social•18 days ago

Fuck that guy.

Ya know, he’s not a legitimate leader. No one has to listen to him. He’s made himself completely irrelevant.

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jscuz.bsky.social•17 days ago

Always someone else’s fault.
What a loser.

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senorjuanton.bsky.social•18 days ago

Grandpa needs a home for dementia care

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sanded-even.bsky.social•17 days ago

Is grok trying to send a secret message? The words trump, sleazebag, thing, and hustlers are all in quotes. Also, if we're taking in trillions in tariffs, why do we need to cut essential services in the bbb?

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niankhsekhmet.bsky.social•18 days ago

I think we know damn well Stephen Miller wrote that.

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autocratssuck.bsky.social•17 days ago

No disrespect intended, but no one can dissect EXCEPT for a 5th grader😂❤️

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theshumater.bsky.social•18 days ago

Lawdamercy. You'll need more than a sec ...

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mbsweetzer.bsky.social•17 days ago

That was my first thought as well. Hours...and lots of red ink.

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johnrikala.bsky.social•18 days ago

The Taco Loco's English is far below middle school level. It would be a waste of your talent.

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leatherheather.bsky.social•17 days ago

Who is writing his posts?

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justicelovr.bsky.social•17 days ago

Lil Leavitt

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p-gregg.bsky.social•18 days ago

True story. I worked for a non-profit & we had a woman on staff who proofread all of our written material. We received a letter from a large company that was very poorly written. She corrected it with red ink & mailed it back to the company. 😆

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p-gregg.bsky.social•18 days ago

I should have said a poorly written letter from a company. I would have definitely gotten red ink on that one.

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graymollymoe.bsky.social•18 days ago

Early in my npo fundraising career I had a donor that would send every appeal letter I wrote back to me with edits. :) It made me a better writer, but I was annoyed that he didn't send a donation. 🤣

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bluedotfrombfe.bsky.social•18 days ago

Not all donations are financial

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p-gregg.bsky.social•17 days ago

In-kind donations are great, too.

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ladyliberty100.bsky.social•18 days ago

They donated their time.

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justicelovr.bsky.social•17 days ago

I love that woman!! I constantly ( in my own head) correct grammar and edit stuff I read(or hear!).

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burnttoast88.bsky.social•18 days ago

I have done this. These are My People.

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skyetrekker.bsky.social•18 days ago

“Thank you for your attention to this matter!!” Laffin m’ effing a$$ off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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realgirlvibes.bsky.social•18 days ago

Insane and getting worse it’s a joke this is how a president communicates

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ladyliberty100.bsky.social•18 days ago

That moment in time Trump finally admits that he “openly and freely” took advice from “sleazebag” Leonard Leo on picking Federal judges. Again, Trump openly and freely admits he associates with sleazebags.

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rkdoctr.bsky.social•18 days ago

Trump didn’t write this. It’s not his style of writing.

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bluecarcharodon.bsky.social•18 days ago

Agreed. Sentences. Congruity. And some of the words are too bigly.

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rkdoctr.bsky.social•18 days ago

The style was way too coherent for Trump authorship.

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bluecarcharodon.bsky.social•18 days ago

Totally agree.

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moflake.bsky.social•18 days ago

Thank you for your attention to this matter. 😅

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leecle.bsky.social•18 days ago

Remember America,
you work for Trump.😖

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genxmadness.bsky.social•18 days ago

Ramblings and run on sentences of an idiot.

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nordicson59n.bsky.social•18 days ago

What’s Taco man saying, two many words like Taco Bell menu.

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noellefrazier.bsky.social•18 days ago

When you're done with it Jess it goes to a psychiatrist, a lawyer and a judge and everyone else. I wonder if saying 'republicans clean up your mess' 3 X's has any chance of working.

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jerothom44.bsky.social•18 days ago

I'm perfectly fine with MAGA going after The Federalist Society. Cue the Michael Jackson eating popcorn GIF.

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sanneru.bsky.social•18 days ago

The last sentence shows, he is not the lone author of this rant. Thank you from Trump? We have only to say thank you to him.

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kay-bat.bsky.social•18 days ago

He's a sociopath!

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1treehill.bsky.social•18 days ago

His mind is a malicious bot of hyperbole.

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noellefrazier.bsky.social•18 days ago

Good one. Yes.

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bj25.bsky.social•18 days ago

I read that the White House is scrubbing the speeches that Trump gives, but these tweets or whatever you call them will not be scrubbed from history. Keep talking Donnie two scoops.

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moduality.bsky.social•18 days ago

TLDR;

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jenniferphilp.bsky.social•18 days ago

Many trillions of dollars pouring in eh? So why raise the debt ceiling, Genius?

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holba.bsky.social•18 days ago

Senile, juvenile, nucking futs.

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dianecmurphy.bsky.social•18 days ago

Grade that paper!

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lanna-mick.bsky.social•18 days ago

Kudos to anyone willing to pick up a red pen and correct all the spelling and Grammar mistakes in that !

(We all make mistakes when we write but he is on another level, and if there are no errors then he didn't write it)

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headlinesmc.bsky.social•18 days ago

Who is going to read this crap?

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ledbetterm.bsky.social•18 days ago

Amazed(?🤯) Trump is complaining about the Constitution.
You know that political group called Congress.
And that other one called the Supreme Court.😂

The nerve of both interfering with Dictating...

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classicnal.bsky.social•18 days ago

"Thank you for your attention to this matter!"

Who exactly is he thanking?

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waterdog87.bsky.social•18 days ago

He's dictating a letter to an imaginary secretary who will send this to an imaginary business associate who will get his imaginary staff on the job to fix the imaginary problem.

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inyalowda.bsky.social•18 days ago

Here, let me help you with that.

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lesliecher.bsky.social•18 days ago

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theluckyladybug.bsky.social•18 days ago

Honestly, we could print out all of his posts, bind them, and sell it with a title: “the real diary of a real madman”

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chozzilop.bsky.social•17 days ago

Is he using ChatGPT now for his posts??

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xiratho.bsky.social•18 days ago

Yeah, but Trump clearly didn't write this one. You'd just be grading Stephen Miller's grammar.

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lisa1836.bsky.social•18 days ago

Came here to say precisely that.

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hobocat33.bsky.social•18 days ago

Really stupid person. He’s in charge of the entire country? Amazing…. But he is soooo stupid.

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pvd-author.bsky.social•17 days ago

The least you can do is grade it...

...and let us know what level of rambling this is.

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fatheroflies.bsky.social•18 days ago

Taco LittleFingers must use voice dictation software or a bobbleheaded intern to write his rage tweets. That, or Baron gets a shiny nickel for the chore after that and massaging Jabba’s corns!

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knowvak.bsky.social•18 days ago

It's starting to take Stephen Miller a lot more words to sound like insane Trump.

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cyberwench.bsky.social•18 days ago

Unhinged rants of a madman.

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selfdrivinghumans.bsky.social•18 days ago

Did he seriously say that about Leo? That's like insulting a Sith Lord.

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selfdrivinghumans.bsky.social•18 days ago

Hilarious parody.

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selfdrivinghumans.bsky.social•18 days ago

Tell me this is parody.

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carlosmarrufo.bsky.social•17 days ago

I’m telling you, he did not write this. It’s too good.
The way he speaks. Whooooa!
Just saying!!

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dawg95.bsky.social•18 days ago

He can’t write, and certainly can’t read. Someone typed the garbage coming out of his mouth.

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formetch.bsky.social•17 days ago

Groked TACO

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a4afriend.bsky.social•18 days ago

How long was he on the toilet to put that together?

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craighickam.bsky.social•18 days ago

I don’t want to know. With that much KFC and McDonalds running through that bloated orange shitbag, anything is possible. But I really don’t want to know. 🤮

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supplysgt.bsky.social•18 days ago

Too descriptive for me! But damn I’m still laughing 👍👍

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karmacoming.bsky.social•18 days ago

🤣

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h3rmitcrab777.bsky.social•18 days ago

Long enough for his legs to feel like television static.

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handle2000.bsky.social•18 days ago

Television static. 👍

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patpound.bsky.social•18 days ago

He actually stays on topic for most of this screed. It’s unhinged but we can follow what he’s unhappy about.

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auntiepokchop.bsky.social•18 days ago

The wetnurse forgot to give him his night meds. Again.

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bekindforthefuture.bsky.social•18 days ago

MAGA TEARS 😭

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lmtaylor42.bsky.social•18 days ago

It would help (a bit!) if he'd heard of paragraphs...🤔

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anotherrobin24.bsky.social•17 days ago

Taco's writing skills equal his inability to grasp reality.

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2alarm.bsky.social•17 days ago

Sick phock.

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beckymeier.bsky.social•18 days ago

Notice how his rants are always descriptions of himself.

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robbdogg.bsky.social•18 days ago

Good, cuz I'm too buzzed to digest this and not puke.

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spookymorales.bsky.social•18 days ago

https://youtu.be/kaJ2jni3D4I?si=xYGAd_JKyJ4phTSD

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gracemoynihan.bsky.social•18 days ago

I refuse to read this rubbish from someone who doesn't know how to write in paragraphs. 🤯🙄

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ramblingrose61.bsky.social•18 days ago

when is this madness ever going to stop ffs????????????

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rtffp.bsky.social•17 days ago

My translation:

Big mad at TACO.

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seamiracles.bsky.social•18 days ago

Sorry, no. You need to have been a psychologist who focused on narcissistic personality disorder to understand this. It's simply one of many anti-social pathologies he displays daily.

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blownmotor.bsky.social•18 days ago

I thought I was having a stroke trying to read this , the breakdown would not take a minute , it’s like an Encyclopedia of errors ..

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alleghenian.bsky.social•17 days ago

Most people who bother with the matter would admit that the English language is in a bad way, but it is generally assumed that we cannot do anything about it . . .Underneath this lies the half-conscious belief that language is a natural growth, not an instrument we shape for our own purposes.
Orwell

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jcalebb.bsky.social•18 days ago

So they no longer have ANY word limit? 🤦‍♂️

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soldiergirl.bsky.social•18 days ago

Please do, and grade it and send it back.

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oldstuff.bsky.social•18 days ago

save yourself the headache.

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mazatli.bsky.social•18 days ago

I’d love to see that in red pen with a grade.

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parkusaurelius.bsky.social•18 days ago

Who’s reading this though?

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notsofamous1.bsky.social•18 days ago

I challenge you to post the results.

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chriska828.bsky.social•18 days ago

Can you use the red pen????

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jensand.bsky.social•18 days ago

Gonna need more than one😏

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bluecarcharodon.bsky.social•18 days ago

Trump did not write that.

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eddiethebulldog.bsky.social•18 days ago

He seems to be surprised that the International Tax Court is in Manhattan, which is rich considering how hard he sold Manhattan to international investors in his projects.

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netol64.bsky.social•18 days ago

Insane & deluded.

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motherofmanycatz.bsky.social•17 days ago

Ghost writer. He’s just nuts

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dadwantstotalk.bsky.social•17 days ago

Yeah, that's Miller. You can always tell because it sort of sounds like Trump, but lacks all caps. And slips into 3rd person.

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marclivolsi.bsky.social•17 days ago

Agreed. The whole thing is too coherent - clearly trying to sound like Trump, but also trying to be too clever by half and get all the talking points in.
Points for the spittle-flinging invective, but just not syphilitic enough.

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dadwantstotalk.bsky.social•17 days ago

Yes! Another believer in the right wingers all have syphilis theory!

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motherofmanycatz.bsky.social•17 days ago

He does talk occasionally in 3rd person. Also the vocabulary is way too advanced. A post used the word stymied at one point…you know he would never say that.

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dadwantstotalk.bsky.social•17 days ago

Trump's vocabulary is very small. Especially when it comes to adjectives and superlatives. Yes, stymied is not on his list. Unless someone just said it to him that same hour.

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daveofbusbridge9.bsky.social•17 days ago

Delusional claptrap

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bestillandknow.bsky.social•17 days ago

The "thank you for your attention to this matter" gets me every time. 🤣

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obtinia.bsky.social•18 days ago

Leonard Leo bought me judges Why aren’t they bowing down to my will to burn the constitution and be king

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krbmjb05.bsky.social•18 days ago

@piperformissouri.bsky.social I believe the elephant seal Comms Director Steven Cheung wrote this. No way the TACO KING would post this long of a screed with punctuation and sentences.

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mangycoyote.bsky.social•18 days ago

I don’t think he wrote this or someone proofread it first

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nsoke.bsky.social•18 days ago

“If I can’t manipulate the market using tariffs then I will lose so much money and so will my friends.”

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vetsat.bsky.social•18 days ago

Its so adorable how when he thinks Something Is Really Important, he ends his idiot rants with "thank you for your attention to this matter" as though it was a sign telling employees its mandatory to wash their hands before returning to work.

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possiblykim123.bsky.social•18 days ago

A strongly worded letter.
He didn’t write this one.
I’m guessing Miller.

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ffa1984.bsky.social•18 days ago

It more like he’s putting all who read his edict on notice to take to work to enact his bidding. Evil Emperor Disease.

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plumber4america.bsky.social•18 days ago

This is the goddamn president

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dont-lie.bsky.social•17 days ago

Me, too, Jess.....but let me go buy a gross of colored ink pens first.🥹

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victoriaaj.bsky.social•17 days ago

Clearly, it’s all garbage. But he seems to be using AI. But he’s also posted completely rational things. This means he’s NOT the one posting. His staff is. My husband has been teaching middle school for 27 years. We both wish for his demise. The world will not be safe until he’s gone for good.

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heebee-gb-88.bsky.social•18 days ago

Reading his words is bad enough, I'm glad I didn't have to hear his voice say this. They need to limit the number of words for him for the day.

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liberteny.bsky.social•18 days ago

😉

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princesszahara.bsky.social•18 days ago

THEY ALL DOING INSIDE TRADING

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raquelita1144.bsky.social•17 days ago

No way trump wrote it. He is a dumb SOB, even dumber than the bootlicker who minimally was able to manage upper/lower case sentences.

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charcatchar.bsky.social•17 days ago

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dadwantstotalk.bsky.social•17 days ago

Yeah, that's Miller. You can always tell because it sort of sounds like Trump, but lacks all caps. And slips into 3rd person.

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linareed72.bsky.social•18 days ago

💯

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eanderson75.bsky.social•18 days ago

I knew this meme would come in handy.

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debbell.bsky.social•18 days ago

Life is too short to take the time to read anything this imbecile says!

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virgopunk.bsky.social•18 days ago

He needs to start using TLDR.

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brucewlinton.bsky.social•17 days ago

He says the President has to protect us from the people who are doing economic and financial harm to America. What we need then is someone or someones to protect us from HIM!

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jape-irl.bsky.social•18 days ago

He's sundowning hard tonight. It's ludicrous that he's left alone at the keyboard, never mind a once free nation.

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knittwist.bsky.social•18 days ago

He didn't write that

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richeys-riches.bsky.social•18 days ago

lol! I look forward to you, every day!

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rdwnur.bsky.social•17 days ago

For the love of light skinned baby jeebuz, will someone PLEASE tell stinky grandpa that he does NOT need to end every single gawddang shitpost with “Thank you for your attention to this matter”. You’re not Karen writing the HOA about a hedge being an inch too high. Put this loser in a home already!

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soblue2024.bsky.social•18 days ago

https://www.reuters.com/world/us/tech-donor-network-co-founded-by-jd-vance-seeks-push-america-right-2024-08-20/

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againstfacists.bsky.social•18 days ago

Yep. Where do you think his meteoric rise came from?

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tonymath71.bsky.social•18 days ago

No way I'm reading that lol

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wickedheartxo.bsky.social•18 days ago

Overlord Babyhands didn’t write a single word of that rambling tirade. There’s too many three syllable words that he could never pronounce let alone spell.

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