I was hoping you'd buy Twitter next... save us all from Musk... looks like you won't have to... we need something to counter Fox and all the other r/w outlets... radio and online... Fox has been on Military bases for years... they're Russian talking points... military voted Trump... pathetic...
still eagerly awaiting my opportunity to rush the infowars studio and loot a single piece of infowars stationary w/ letterhead to send to my high school requesting a new copy of my diploma. (ps if you just sent me a pdf once its all settled thatd be easier)
brilliant move faking the gratitude towards your readers who have already had their brains surgically altered to have a positive predisposition to The Onion, excellent!
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You’ll never get away with making InfoWars into a laughing stock. It just won’t work. Proud American Patriots will continue to frequent the site and buy supplements in spite of you!
I desperately want to see the video of Onion employees with their rainbow flags and business casual dress walking into the infowars offices setting up their new desks and snack bars... and that human portapotty Alex Jones just crying about it, spitting and screaming...
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We love you guys ! The fact you even thought of this says a lot about you all. Def the kind of people I want to associate myself with. We need to make good good again. Being a dick has been popular way too long! Good job 👏
I can't believe you are Ben Collins.
I watched you whenever you were on TV. Thought of you as a strong independent journalist.
Just found out you are the Onion.
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still eagerly awaiting my opportunity to rush the infowars studio and loot a single piece of infowars stationary w/ letterhead to send to my high school requesting a new copy of my diploma. (ps if you just sent me a pdf once its all settled thatd be easier)
Carry on.
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I take it you're saving calories for a frappe and a tawh-nic?
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Taking away something from someone who has worked hard to create it, causes the same sensation.
A wise choice
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I watched you whenever you were on TV. Thought of you as a strong independent journalist.
Just found out you are the Onion.