Jake Paul is, at the very worst, getting knocked out in some wild happenstance that nobody can think of due to the sheer inconceivability of that scenario. The only one likely dying tonight is Mike Tyson.
I’d be down for someone losing an ear.
(I’m late to this thread but have no clue of the results. Fingers crossed I learn someone’s appendage was found in the ring).
The Paul Brothers are degenerate white devils and neither of them deserve anything they have. I hope Mike genuinely knocks his head off so I can legally watch the stream of it rolling off the side of the ring, leaving the body to comedically ragdoll and collapse in an ever-expanding blood pool
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(I’m late to this thread but have no clue of the results. Fingers crossed I learn someone’s appendage was found in the ring).
Grand larceny!
Absolutely stolen!
Talking about rematch only with no headbutts and a stronger ref 👍
Choose optimism.
Tyson is just so old. I kinda wish this wasn't happening, but I cannot look away 🤣
How is that not an Onion headline?
She was incredible 🤩
Dirty...
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