I legit think it's a fetish at this point, there's not really another explanation for it. - ThreadSky

he’s a malignant narcissist and he knows he’ll never be the guy receiving adulation from the masses ever again. it’s munchausen’s

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elluisin.bsky.social•54 days ago

Ha! We got a buffoon that staged an assassination attempt in office.

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captainruck.bsky.social•54 days ago

I swear I read somewhere he refuses to shit and that's why he's always sick

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ianboudreau.com•54 days ago

You don't have to like the guy but you do have to respect that kind of commitment to a principle

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teddylj.bsky.social•54 days ago

At least it's an ethos

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alllogsare5.bsky.social•54 days ago

…what…Like he just chooses to not shit? Is that an option?

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captainruck.bsky.social•54 days ago

I mean, if you want to go to the hospital to get it medically removed when you need to, I guess it is

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thisloudisfire.bsky.social•54 days ago

I'm glad that I too can now say that I read this somewhere

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captainruck.bsky.social•54 days ago

🫡

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io-est.bsky.social•54 days ago

I refuse to do any follow up research. I believe this now 100%. Up to his ears in shit.

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captainruck.bsky.social•54 days ago

"When the legend becomes fact, print the legend."

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dollyllama.bsky.social•53 days ago

Clearly he's suffering. Don't be cruel, put him down!

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imadrienne.bsky.social•54 days ago

He does this every time there’s a court date with his name involved in any way!

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jenuhveeve.bsky.social•54 days ago

Munchausens

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garrettleach.dev•54 days ago

Unfortunately it seems safer than breathplay

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formergregsamsa.bsky.social•54 days ago

This looks like a montage from Rocky if Rocky lived to 105.

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snortingwoke.bsky.social•54 days ago

He likes how it feels when people tend to him. He’s a slut for getting nursed.

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okayfella.cool•54 days ago

"... Will there be ānother cātheter this time?"

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ckcnj.bsky.social•54 days ago

looking for sympathy

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ambiguouswoman.bsky.social•54 days ago

Tbh I think it’s a classic case of malingering

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danbad23.bsky.social•54 days ago

Anything for a shirtless post

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larelli.bsky.social•54 days ago

I don’t know - he got Covid SO many times- he might just authentically be a big ol medical mess

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bakingyoda.bsky.social•54 days ago

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lizalou06.bsky.social•54 days ago

Munchausen syndrome. I've seen people go as far as injecting feces into their IVs.

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deborahleao.bsky.social•54 days ago

I'm actually glad the rest of the world can now see what Brazilians have been through. if you search for "Bolsonaro no hospital", you will find photos and videos spanning all the way back to 2018. and it's always like that, exploiting every take.

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grifftheimpaler.bsky.social•54 days ago

Maybe someone is poisoning him? Like Munchausen by Proxy?

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jennofark.bsky.social•53 days ago

Munchausen's.

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aeirrubin.bsky.social•53 days ago

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marlo.ooo•54 days ago

he doesn’t know you can buy the grippy socks online

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greg.org•54 days ago

vinnie "the chin" gigante with a little pinochet and harvey weinstein thrown in, it's a rich history

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doc1815.bsky.social•54 days ago

Strong Shah of Iran vibes with him. His fate will be similar.

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famosoramon.bsky.social•54 days ago

It doesn't matter if he is hospitalized because of a broken foot, he will demand the nasopharyngeal tube to be inserted

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sweezysarmy.bsky.social•54 days ago

He is the best argument for well funded public medical facilities, that they’re keeping him alive is a major achievement

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maaronjo.bsky.social•54 days ago

Vincent The Chin

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ockgoat.bsky.social•54 days ago

It's giving Cosby faking blind.

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greybirdmuse.com•54 days ago

Hospital electrode porn?

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jaydeedouble.bsky.social•54 days ago

Pretty sure this is just the "You can't jail me for insurrection because I'm in the hospital! Checkmate Libs!"

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jaydeedouble.bsky.social•54 days ago

He had to turn it up to 11 after seeing how this didn't work out too well

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jaydeedouble.bsky.social•54 days ago

Speaking of which... fun fact. Some years ago, before he was jailed, I ended up getting a massage at the same hotel that Weinstein used, in Santa Monica

The masseuse told me that he still stays there and gets massages, but another hotel staffer has to be present in the room... because, ya know

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jaydeedouble.bsky.social•54 days ago

Also... hilarious how he needs that girdle to hide that fat belly of his. Because even when you're cosplaying sick, gotta try and look like a strong man.

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ubuntu4all.bsky.social•54 days ago

All he’s missing is the ear sanitary napkin

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ziggeroonski.bsky.social•54 days ago

Bullshit, if you were in a hospital they would stick you in a wheelchair so you don't fall.

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okay.condition.rocks•54 days ago

Starting to think the dude has Munchausen's at this point

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goofrider.bsky.social•54 days ago

https://bsky.app/profile/goofrider.bsky.social/post/3lmyitoakfs26

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jardinpolitique.bsky.social•54 days ago

Oh, crap, I just realized we’re going to have to witness Rump’s wounded narcissist displays when we finally get him out of office.

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notmovielines.bsky.social•54 days ago

“Strong”man

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theultrasecret.bsky.social•54 days ago

Prime material for Cronenberg

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avesmaria.bsky.social•54 days ago

Bolsonaro saw that one semen extraction meme and is desperately trying to find the right hospital

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chrisprine.com•54 days ago

David Cronenberg to direct the biopic

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dumpdrumpf.bsky.social•54 days ago

An obvious PR ploy to tug at the heart strings of Brazilian citizens and cast himself as a victim.

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leesarenae.bsky.social•54 days ago

Yep.

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amilcartavares.bsky.social•54 days ago

Whenever he has problems with the law.

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cinnamonalice.bsky.social•54 days ago

I wish he was Trump.

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gordonvincent.bsky.social•54 days ago

Maybe it beats prison.

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andrewsehmann.com•54 days ago

Are we sure his name isnt Reynolds Woodcock?

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projectazar.com•54 days ago

I've seen this man topless in the hospital more times than I can count, and at all times without my consent.

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gingers624.bsky.social•54 days ago

Forbid the socks.
Maybe he’ll have an untimely accident.

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rsbell07.bsky.social•54 days ago

People keep punching him in the nose. He should just stay home…

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madufoices.bsky.social•54 days ago

Tim, he's literally afraid of being arrested. That's way more funny than a fetish

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pishibrishi.bsky.social•54 days ago

He could at least have the decency to pretend that it's Covid or Long Covid keeping him from facing consequences. Might get those of us who need it a cure in no time.

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julietata.bsky.social•54 days ago

I'm sure Freud would have a lot to say about his bowel obsession.

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bluegirlredsrate.bsky.social•54 days ago

Trying to stay out of jail?

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notmuch.bsky.social•54 days ago

He needs a ridiculously over sized bandage on his ear.

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browneyedgirl876.bsky.social•54 days ago

Don’t forget the entourage with maxi pads.

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marcynorsk.bsky.social•54 days ago

He's hiding and seeking sympathy? He's trying to avoid prison? If he's really sick, I wish for more of this for all the dicktaters in the world.

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voteblue4vr.bsky.social•54 days ago

He's doing his Vincent Gigante impression to avoid prison.

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luuumaia.bsky.social•54 days ago

🤮 he is a horrible person in every and each sense..

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meatieocre.bsky.social•54 days ago

I'm so tough I get sick all the time

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artstudio322.bsky.social•54 days ago

People like him need constant attention. He’s always the victim. Hypochondriac.

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rebeteh.bsky.social•54 days ago

Rhetorically who?

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pcniles.bsky.social•54 days ago

He is trying to get out of being sent to prison

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conanoflibraria.bsky.social•54 days ago

I remember someone posting a picture of him in the hospital on either a vent or oxygen looking euphoric, and talking about how some people feel a weird kind of peace on a vent because you are so relaxed you don't even need to breath yourself.

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bakyardbyks.bsky.social•54 days ago

I was on a ventilator once. To me, it was the most frustrating thing ever.

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mbayayangu.bsky.social•54 days ago

Find someone who loves you as much as Bolsonaro loves getting COVID.

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rigatoni5.bsky.social•54 days ago

I too would probably develop munchhausens to avoid going to Gen Pop.

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sarcastickitty.bsky.social•54 days ago

Hypochondria

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sashiebgood.bsky.social•54 days ago

Munchausen's Syndrome

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jaxx050.bsky.social•54 days ago

it's the only time anyone expresses affection, and he deservedly has none in his life

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dlnhlgsn.bsky.social•54 days ago

The Pitt season 2 looks great!

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filmfluent.bsky.social•54 days ago

Is he wearing Spanx?

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innerpartisan.bsky.social•54 days ago

maybe he just likes the food

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tallarico.bsky.social•54 days ago

I think it helps whip his base up— the stomach complications reminds them of the stabbing and assassination attempt…

he’s trying to garner sympathy from his supporters…

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wusstunes.bsky.social•54 days ago

It looks fun

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pinheira0.bsky.social•54 days ago

It's not a fetish, the actual explanation is that he makes up some bullshit reason to go to the hospital every time he's close to being arrested, bc if he's in the hospital he can't be arrested

My source? Being Brazilian.

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carolinaregulators.bsky.social•54 days ago

What a weak, sickly man. I wonder what rfk jr thinks of him.

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thekert.bsky.social•54 days ago

RFK somehow comes off as even sicker than Jair which is kinda mindblowing to think about.

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garlicsaltlover.bsky.social•54 days ago

Didn't he survive an assassination attempt but still got stabbed a bunch of times in the abdomen?

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raqnery.bsky.social•54 days ago

One time

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hpanos.bsky.social•54 days ago

I think he has abdominal adhesions from his stabbing attack so he gets small bowel obstructions. Or he just like NG tubes.

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ledrapeaunoir.bsky.social•54 days ago

Or Is he trying to get out of being convicted for attempting a coup?

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musktwit2.bsky.social•54 days ago

Garnering sympathy to keep his ass out of prison

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stonkers.bsky.social•54 days ago

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shadowbella987.bsky.social•54 days ago

Munchausen's? Insane at this point

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wardevil.bsky.social•54 days ago

Strongman playing weak. Functions as a way to garner sympathy, dodge responsibilities, and avoid his family probably.

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cwashington.bsky.social•54 days ago

@ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social

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doghog42.bsky.social•54 days ago

I don't know why but I think this may be the thing that breaks me. It's impossibly stupid

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wasteof.technology•54 days ago

one more trip and he's gonna have Jordan Peterson tweeting about techno-nightmare Brazilian hell

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linz13.bsky.social•54 days ago

That’s not how a medical professional walks a patient.

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txbergy.bsky.social•54 days ago

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brianhill53703.bsky.social•54 days ago

Munchausen-by-Fear-of-Imprisonment

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chefdiogenes.bsky.social•54 days ago

Thank you for making this joke

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morkandminksy.bsky.social•54 days ago

Chronic hiccups are no laughing matter. That includes you at the back there.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-57839717

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pineapplepizza123.bsky.social•54 days ago

i too can claim i have some random disease that i don't actually have, don't fall for his lies.

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morkandminksy.bsky.social•54 days ago

Hiccups are very serious. A man named Charles Osbourne had chronic hiccups for 68 years after an incident, whilst attempting to weigh a hog.

Imagine Bolsonaro had chronic hiccups for 68 years after an incident, whilst attempting to weigh a hog. Just imagine.

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pineapplepizza123.bsky.social•54 days ago

yeah i know all about that, now imagine thinking bolsonaro isn't full of shit. are you trying to defend a massive loser clown or what?

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morkandminksy.bsky.social•54 days ago

I applaud your exquisite tastes in record breaking medical oddities. And I defend all the massive loser clowns. Except that Pagliacci. He can fuck right off.

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mlgroth.bsky.social•54 days ago

Maybe he IS the hog, and gave himself hiccups 🤔

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morkandminksy.bsky.social•54 days ago

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rathaelos.bsky.social•54 days ago

a classic case of chronic hiccups:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jennifer_Mee

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meltingpot-head.bsky.social•54 days ago

he didn't hiccup even once while walking on the hallway...

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leafybins.bsky.social•54 days ago

The I.V Drip is his James Brown cape.

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leafybins.bsky.social•54 days ago

Part 2....

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thewiserose.bsky.social•54 days ago

This is the very thing I imagined would happen with Trump after the incident in PA....🤔

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discopriest.bsky.social•54 days ago

What’s Munchausen By Self called?

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duchessofnaught.bsky.social•54 days ago

Hypochondriac

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martinrayner.bsky.social•54 days ago

Ha, I was thinking much the same.

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gustavoaborges.bsky.social•54 days ago

Again it's related to his guts. A shrimp got stuck, AGAIN, and he can't poop it out.
Feels like everything he does and says it's related to excrements

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