I’ve decided I’m going to take over Lancashire, own it, level it, get all its inhabitants to relocate to Wales, Cumbria or wherever (not Yorkshire!), re-name it God’s Own Country, plant millions of acres of rhubarb and build a Betty’s Tea Room on every street corner.
That’ll sort the buggers!! 👍 👀
That’ll sort the buggers!! 👍 👀
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You'll get Nigel Farage all sweaty and cross-eyed!
Altogether now... OH LANKY LANKY!!
But
Then I saw your comment and wholeheartedly agree Blackpool needs flattening
I’ll hold your coat…
Have a lovely day!
The Red Rose forever.
Anyway, you're supposed to put
#satire at the end of your post.
Batley lad here, thinks Preston & Wigan may welcome the acts?
Make it millions of peaches, plums, cherries and strawberries...and I'll be one of your soldiers. 🤷♀️😊
I have just the man to run it. 👀
He's only good for the corridor of uncertainty, found in several Oxford colleges surely
Apparently there is a Duke of Kent already but I'm happy to fight him for ownership.
Roadmap to peace in our time.
After the unfortunate events in the garden centre cafe.
Music to Corrie plays in the background (More cash for it's composer).
Emmerdale theme battles to drown it out.
A whippet strolls past on camera, looking furtive chewing a bloodstained cloth cap.
Nasty Norris on the panel gives a low 3.5 because Reece used a three legged whippet with poor traction in the Tango.
Nay lad, thas got ta lead tha beast inta smooth curves.
The missing leg meant we watched you in ever decreasing circles before the poop bag burst.
A couple from wet Lancashire view properties in wetter Yorkshire as holiday second homes.
Presenters feel their careers curl up & die as Elsie tries out the bidet for size.
She can't believe the size of the coal shed!
Our Jimmy would love sleeping there.
Wipes away tears of joy.
Trump, the Yorkshire years.
How bone spurs condemned him to a childhood stalking chickens in Barnsley.
Never seen before interviews! Crazy golf buddies remember his pigeon racing addiction.
Never met a more amorous Pigeon fancier.
Eastern bloc birds.
Ilkley Tower coup.
Tariffic!
Shame we cant do the same to them!
You may need to rethink your Tea Room business plan. 🤔
Unless, of course, your plan is to Make Apple crumble Great Again. 😋😋
😅🤣😅
Evening lovely 🥰
PS:
That'll bamboozle you lot.
Homeowners can be cleared to Mexico, Canada or Panama where they will be warmly welcomed. This is motivated purely by kindness to protect over 70s from hurricanes and flooding.
Cos at least ya not 'ere (Yorkshire!?! )
But you'd be welcome a'fore alotta utha buggas! ❤️
Build them and they will come.
On the other hand, you seem like a nice, principled, honest guy who doesn't sell snake oil
I vote for Southport to join Lancashire again!
It's all a big con.
Doesn't thee knows most of Lancashire are in North Wales may to September.
It's a window of opportunity.
Just get planting with t rhubarb lad.😂😂😂😂
When you throw me out of Yorkshire, can I be relocated to Greece please and with all your powers, just ignore the 90 day rule so I can stay indefinitely
Us Lancastrians may just level the White Rose counties in revenge. 🌹🌹🌹
We'll feight thee ont thills.
We'll feight thee ont Snake Pass,
We'll never surrender.
Up the Lankies!!!
They're currently considering closing it to traffic other than bikes.
Thing is once you get out the foothills it's already flat, no proper scenery is the problem
Served mushy peas, dinner lady style, motto was “‘ey up and away” and all flights 20 min taking off and landing in Leeds ‘because why would you want to go anywhere else?’ Brilliant
Where are the actual plantations?
I've long liked the idea of a Celtic Union of Ireland (united), Scotland, Wales, Cornwall, Man and Brittany.
Pasties and cream for ever!!
Pastis ha dehen bys vyken!!
Born a Sanddancer but very fond of Betty's and rhubarb 😍
Although West Huddersfield might be better.
the #WidnesShipCanal 😜
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Not inviting you when I next visit 🤣
We are full.......
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(Why is there no sarcasm emoji?)
No need for Yorkshire folk to locate though as they’re some of the finest folk in the UK.
But we have stopped marrying cousins these days, you lot could try it some time