a melon baller would work so well on a brain, i bet. just a guess. - ThreadSky

dly.bsky.social • 175 days ago

a melon baller would work so well on a brain, i bet. just a guess.

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art-by-russell.bsky.social•174 days ago

I don't know about raw, but pretty sure it would work on boiled brains.

toomuchmelon.bsky.social•175 days ago

Can confirm

mattyjoee.bsky.social•174 days ago

And how would it taste?

bluelowrance.bsky.social•175 days ago

In fact, they do!

planetcupcake.bsky.social•175 days ago

Trained chef here: not likely, unless you firmed it up by, uh, cooking it slightly OR bathing it in a certain kind of enzyme solution. Actually lemon juice might work

ericbono.bsky.social•175 days ago

Mmm, brain ceviche.

michaelwhiteshoes.bsky.social•175 days ago

a grapefruit spoon is perfect for eyeballs...or so i've heard

fragboner.bsky.social•174 days ago

No no no they soaked the kenndys kids in that shit and look at how weird they go no no just drink it please!!

akitawoo.bsky.social•174 days ago

Might be too big for some.

buckdown.bsky.social•175 days ago

How will we ever know if we don’t test it on a billionaire first?

damnitjanet.bsky.social•175 days ago

I feel like my brain might benefit from being sorted into little handy scoops

digitalphox.bsky.social•175 days ago

drivmitch.bsky.social•174 days ago

An icepick is the preferred tool

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/lobotomies-performed-with-ice-picks/

hellstechwriter.bsky.social•40 days ago

Zombie Martha Stewart would approve.

obscuredsnake.bsky.social•174 days ago

"I'm listening"

slightlycaustic.bsky.social•174 days ago

It does, not that I know know.. I think I saw it on a documentary or something.😬

grchef.bsky.social•175 days ago

With fava beans and a nice Chianti

captainambivalent.com•175 days ago

Have DEFINITELY not tested this, your honor

lordofthebombs.bsky.social•174 days ago

Your brain is about as soft as jello, so maybe?

thelittlestoaf.bsky.social•174 days ago

IQ is stored in the brain balls.

dfunqued6.bsky.social•175 days ago

i am starting to worry about you

tozarowicz.bsky.social•174 days ago

No RFK Jr worm jokes? 🤔

jmjordan416.bsky.social•175 days ago

I wouldn’t mind a good whisk.

funkelly.bsky.social•40 days ago

is this what people mean when they say “ballin my eyes out” instead of bawling

padremiguel.bsky.social•174 days ago

As long as the brains are chilled.

turbojerry.bsky.social•174 days ago

a melon baller to my brain, as a little treat

dfunqued6.bsky.social•174 days ago

honeydew (i cantaloupe)

britculpsapp.bsky.social•174 days ago

a brain meloner to my balls, as a little treat

turbojerry.bsky.social•174 days ago

melon my microplastics

betsygarrold.bsky.social•40 days ago

probably not the gray matter is about the consistency of a 3 minute egg

regrettable.bsky.social•175 days ago

This is the kinda thing I read and think about for... Well... Years.

docvalerie.bsky.social•175 days ago

No, not at all.

Nothing like firm enough.

Only a scalpel will do, you're cutting through billions of connections, after all.

chutche.bsky.social•175 days ago

nkwiw.com•174 days ago

didn’t have a melon baller (melon is the white bread of fruits) but I am happy to report a pineapple corer did the trick for me

jasonstrummer.bsky.social•174 days ago

sporadicallyevil.bsky.social•175 days ago

I'm sure you're right. The question is, what steps shall you be taking with that knowledge from here? That's the more important question.

jradd7.bsky.social•175 days ago

Agree

jradd7.bsky.social•175 days ago

It's basically roughly the consistency of Jello, from what I understand...

morninghasbroken.bsky.social•174 days ago

Also the liver.

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