damn the Pope really met JD and was like, "i've seen enough" - ThreadSky

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dly.bsky.social • 57 days ago

damn the Pope really met JD and was like, "i've seen enough"

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dly.bsky.social•57 days ago

the final item on his bucket list was "meet couch fucker"

glen4532.bsky.social•57 days ago

Imagine dying to avoid the meeting 🤔

cowb0t.bsky.social•57 days ago

It was actually "Tell the couch fucker that god hates him, right to his stupid face"

lotarous.bsky.social•57 days ago

What an exit 🫤

fragboner.bsky.social•57 days ago

Or touched his unwashed hand and was blighted I still think it’s murder tho HOW YOU SUPPOSE TO MEET THE HOLY MAN then after you do he dies!! I swear if they pick Darth sideous pope again I will purge Catholics reverse crusade style

jasontheaverage.bsky.social•57 days ago

Pope probably walked in on JD and the papal couch.

artman13.bsky.social•57 days ago

Looks like the Pope made a bad move!

richardabrooks.bsky.social•57 days ago

Pope did a nope

hammancheez.bsky.social•57 days ago

Cardinal : please hold on Papa

Pope : no see if I die now he gets indicted for murder

Cardinal :

Pope :

Cardinal : godspeed papa

gojirademonstah.bsky.social•57 days ago

Maybe he was inspired. Maybe he’s fucking couches in heaven now.

edgetown.bsky.social•57 days ago

I don't know what JD did to the Pope, but maybe he can meet with Trump next.

aio-skies.bsky.social•57 days ago

What if it was like a dragon born situation from Skyrim and JD Vance just sorta ate the popes soul

frozeninferno.bsky.social•57 days ago

It was the off gassing from JD’s eyeliner that did it

chevapi.bsky.social•57 days ago

do you think he'll be banned from meeting future Popes?

klovar.cc•57 days ago

can't blame the man

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