ME, as a 13yo: when I grow up I’m gonna have popcorn and a martini for dinner ME, as a 36yo: I’m gonna have popcorn and a martini for dinner - ThreadSky

dly.bsky.social • 6 days ago

ME, as a 13yo: when I grow up I’m gonna have popcorn and a martini for dinner

ME, as a 36yo: I’m gonna have popcorn and a martini for dinner

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patientadvocacy.bsky.social•6 days ago

I’ve done this with ice cream 🤣

oliviamutantjohn.bsky.social•6 days ago

Same.

Except now I get frisky and make popcorn-flavored cocktails as a treat.

funkelly.bsky.social•6 days ago

👀

oliviamutantjohn.bsky.social•6 days ago

I apparently collect popcorn girlies, so I have created at least three popcorn-flavored cocktails. Bless nixta, and movie theater butter fat washes.

randymiller.bsky.social•6 days ago

How about cocktail-flavored popcorn

oliviamutantjohn.bsky.social•6 days ago

I could probably do this, honestly. BRB, gonna make tequila salt…

godkingchorgus.bsky.social•6 days ago

Live your truth

hotdogfungus.bsky.social•6 days ago

dreams can come true

dly.bsky.social•6 days ago

And you may tell yourself, "This is not my beautiful martini"

And you may tell yourself, "This is not my beautiful popcorn"

fakenewsart.bsky.social•6 days ago

😆 oh my god what have you done?

dly.bsky.social•6 days ago

follow your dreams, kids

ckinbote1982.bsky.social•6 days ago

13yr old dee-dot was very cosmopolitan

epi-nymph.bsky.social•6 days ago

It was a martini not a cosmopolitan, pay attention!

illimij.bsky.social•6 days ago

I just smoked a bowl of popcorn martini.

notthecops.bsky.social•6 days ago

when I was in kindergarten and we played house I never imagined a wife and kids- I’d always pretend I was an adult, single, and living alone in an apartment in the city. And you’re not going to believe what happened next

thx4sharingjerk.bsky.social•6 days ago

Stay in school, don’t do that many drugs

imdmingyour.mom•6 days ago

me as a kid: when i grow up im gonna eat junk food, sleep most of the day, play video games late into the night, and not have a goddamn job! it’s gonna be awesome!

me as an adult: oh that’s just jobless depression

dly.bsky.social•6 days ago

potayto, potahto

llobrow.bsky.social•6 days ago

*sobbing* we're living the dream

ladylettera32.bsky.social•6 days ago

Swap the martini for a cup of tea and you’re basically my mum (She’s started to learn to cook but for years if Dad went on a business trip she would eat at her sister’s or make popcorn every single night he was gone lol)