One would need to publish all the compromising information, bankrupt all of his stupid businesses. Basically, one would need to completely destroy the idea of Elon beyond any doubt
"Ziggy says in a week's time you're going to go on twitter and ask for volunteers to carry the first male pregnancy. The quadruplets will be born healthy, but the volunteer will have all their internal organs prolapsed by the procedure..."
I realize I shouldn't be that cruel. Instead I'm taking him to a monastery where he can devote his remaining years in anonymous service to the poor. Also selling all of his assets to fund said monastery.
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"NOPE! *BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAP*"
Wait, no, that would be cruel to the other commuters on 14th.