Wow. This Boris Johnson column about Gregg Wallace is absolutely wild.
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And here lies the problem.
Ignore the man beneath the mop.
I can imagine him thinking that way, but he’s not daft enough to print it!
Is Bojo on ket?? wtf?
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I was wrong.
(They probably would...)
The fact that I’m completely flummoxed as to who the author is says a lot. Both about your genius and Bunter’s… whatever that is…
"You can tell the character of a man, by the company he chooses" ?
Has reality finally percolated through that straw tea cozy?
Makes you wonder….
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I think we should be told
Not sure that it’s necessarily a step up, it’s more like stepping into something unpleasantly smelly.
But you capture both men brilliantly! 👏👏👏👏👏
Brilliant as always
There are lobotomy patients on acid who can write in a more coherent manner.
Also Daily Mail: We're paying the biggest bloviating bag of bullshit on the planet a million pounds a year to write screeds of the most laughable piffle ever produced for us.
It took me to get midpoint to realise it was a parody. I don’t know what that means about Johnson. Or me
Me: longer than I'm proud of man, longer than I'm proud of...
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Monkeys and typewriters comes to mind.
Whatever next? Farage reminiscing about sharing pie & mash with him in Clacton? Ann Widdicombe...no, a step too far.