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anothermrlizard.bsky.social
Not actually a lizard. And I don't look like Mark Heap. As a literal representation, this profile has entirely failed so far. Let's try again. Middle aged Scottish weirdo. I write, play drums and sometimes make other music. There. I suppose that'll do.
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Broadcast Kneecap from Glastonbury, but voiced by an actor

submitted 3 days ago • 35 comments

My memory is perhaps too long, because I am intrigued in a ghoulish way by exactly how much mental gymnastics and self flagellation Alistair Campbell will have to undergo when scrutinizing Israel's claims about Iranian WMD capabilities.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Listen. The only way you can become a good writer is by being a shitty writer and doing it anyways. You can’t magically become a good writer by having a machine do some of the work for you. That just makes you a fraud.

submitted 4 days ago • 62 comments

excuse me sir you forgot to pause so we could smash the yes stamp on a document

submitted 4 days ago • 3 comments

And thou mayest aske thyself, 'How do Ich werke thys?' And thou mayest aske thyself, 'Wher ys that large destrier?' And thou mayest telle thyself, 'Thys nys not my beautiful castle!' And thou mayest telle thyself, 'Thys nys not my swift goshawk!'

submitted 4 days ago • 17 comments

A US mayoral candidate in New York arrested by extrajudicial forces who refuse to prove their authenticity. Yeah, it's fascism.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

The owner of Twitter sends out 100 right wing propaganda tweets every single day and the algorithm is set up so that every single person on Twitter has to see every single one of these tweets. Now here’s another piece about Blue Sky’s ideological diversity problem.

submitted 10 days ago • 160 comments

In thirty years time there will be a trans quilt and we won't be able to say that it was a disease that killed so many because we will know it was hatred and indifference.

submitted 10 days ago • 17 comments

www.instagram.com/reel/DHGDAQv...

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

I had a joke about Cassandra but nobody listened to me.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

“Los Angeles descends into a moment of nervous silence as the curfew begins & troops keep watch over the people’s most sacred gathering spots… but with the rebels scurrying through the streets, how long can Ghoram stay quiet and will the Emperor have the city pacified before the Olympics next sol?”

submitted 15 days ago • 19 comments

I’m just glad the elite media spent the better part of a decade telling us that powerless college kids and their trigger warnings were a national threat to our freedoms.

submitted 15 days ago • 7 comments

The most important story of our time is not what Donald Trump wants to do, but what the people of this country allow him to do.

submitted 16 days ago • 247 comments

Cows love jazz, apparently. www.instagram.com/reel/DKjUs2g...

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

Weeping Trump Boys Told ‘Uncle Elon’ Blown Up In Rocket Accident

submitted 19 days ago • 50 comments

It was the Dunning of tymes. It was the Kruger of tymes.

submitted 20 days ago • 6 comments

At thys verye momente both of them are listeninge to "We Are Nevir Evir Gettinge Back Togethir" by Taylor Swifte. Thei listen on headphones, but thei are at the poynte wher thei are about to starte singing out loud, not caring who mighte be arounde.

submitted 20 days ago • 2 comments

If Democrats are unable to prevent Donald Trump from destroying the economy, I will have no choice but to vote for JD Vance in 2028.

submitted 21 days ago • 15 comments

Imagine if Dyson vacuum guy came to America, embraced white nationalism, and people with no personality were like “he will create a vacuum so powerful it destroys black holes and also he is #1 meme troll 😂😂😂”, except that wouldn’t be as stupid bc he had something to do with the inventing that vacuum

submitted 21 days ago • 16 comments

BEWARE THE JUDDERMAN, MY DEAR, WHEN THE MOON IS FAT

submitted 20 days ago • 7 comments

Trans people in Wes Streeting's constituency: 909 Wes Streeting's majority in his constituency: 528 (Sources www.ons.gov.uk/datasets/TS0... and www.bbc.co.uk/news/electio...).

submitted 21 days ago • 11 comments

Thom Yorke today proving that whatever he says or does won't be enough for some people who've made their minds up to harangue people that they can get at, as opposed to doing something constructive.

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

Taylor Swift now hath full ownershippe of her musique. She also doth possess, of the seven ringes, those not destroyed by dragons -- and she hath the nyne. The ringes of the elves remayne out of her control, but even so yf she doth fynde the One Ring then Taylor Swift will rule all Middel Earthe.

submitted 26 days ago • 19 comments

all this is both foolish and unnecessary

submitted 27 days ago • 7 comments

Somebody Should Do Something About All The Problems

submitted 28 days ago • 76 comments

I remember some very sensible people telling me abortion would never be under threat in the UK the same way it happened in the US.

submitted 28 days ago • 5 comments

Dear Mr. Clegg I have started a business, selling the contents of your house I knew when I launched I did not have legal access your house Without this access my company will not be profitable Others have told me I have a flawed business model, but I disagree Please advise how I should proceed

submitted 32 days ago • 36 comments

Ah yes, the moon. Is there anything more romantic than a huge fucking rock

submitted 29 days ago • 20 comments

Some more inconvenient evidence for you to ignore, @rthonwesstreeting.bsky.social? Still, what matters a few more dead kids if you minimise negative press from The Daily Rowling.

submitted 31 days ago • 8 comments

Can't think of a single time the MGM lion advanced the plot of the movie in any way. Just needless jump scare

submitted 31 days ago • 126 comments

Beyond being insanely stupid about GDPR requirements, JK Rowling is a massive cowardly bully who uses lawyers and legal threats to silence her critics while tweeting from her massive yacht.

submitted 31 days ago • 34 comments

When you buy Rowling's books, watch her shows, buy her merchandise, play her games, you're supporting her funding anti-trans actions that are ruining people's lives. Please stop.

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

Otherwise, WHAT ARE WE DOING?!

submitted 33 days ago • 20 comments

"It’s like being a canary in a coal mine. The early poisonous gases of fascism, the hatred, the propaganda, the calls to purge “undesirables" hit you first. We notice the atmosphere becoming toxic before others do, because we are the ones struggling to breathe." www.thedissident.news/how-do-you-e...

submitted 33 days ago • 3 comments

my buddy sent me this from nanning, which is presumably one of china’s most supple and moisturized cities

submitted 34 days ago • 43 comments

One of my metrics for deciding if a person is serious is if they think longstanding problems are simple to solve. It’s the go to for thick people who think they’re clever because they’re too thick to know they’re thick. Trump was elected claiming everything was simple to solve.

submitted 35 days ago • 35 comments