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Pope Francis wanted to ensure that a new pope yielded the same result. This means the papacy is idempontiff

underrated funny aspect of kanye’s new song with the actual lyrics “they don’t understand my twitter and won’t let me see kids. so i became a nazi. heil hitler” is that not even he calls it X

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This week we welcome back long-time friend of the show, @angelicabastien.bsky.social to chat about the totally rad mid-90's witchcraft flick, THE CRAFT! Out now wherever you get pods, but only AD-FREE on our Patreon. Hit the 🔗 in our bio now to get signed up!

On one hand have a long commute ahead, on the other a new @whmpodcast.bsky.social with the one and only @angelicabastien.bsky.social!

Isaac Chotiner interviews hit everyone’s dopamine centers because they are all structured there exact same way as Steamed Hams.

I hear the Miniature Counterfeiters' Guild is accepting new applicants, if you're looking to make a little coin

JAYSUS

Daily bunny no.2929 has come into an inheritance

This is all going to get harder, but they literally cannot legislate you out of existence. When tomorrow arrives, you will still be here, you will still be who you are, and we will all still be here with you.

I really do think @darkuniversepod.bsky.social is an incredible artistic achievement, absolutely worth write-ups anywhere that covers movies, horror, podcasting, writing… You name it.

GALADRIEL: (glowing green) In place of a hard roll, I would have whole wheat—beautiful and terrible to behold! DELI GUY: #3 on wheat. G: (coyly) You offer it to me freely. DG: No, Galadriel. You have to pay. Every day with this

A thing that feels incredibly bleak to me is how many places I’ve seen put up a sign saying “we do not tolerate abuse towards our employees” that I know didn’t need to put up the sign a few years ago

Here’s one for Strom

Just so everybody understands, Booker has been speaking cogently about the issues the entire time and Strom Thurmond famously spent hours reading from the encyclopedia, because segregationists were and are dumbshits

The fascists know what Ghibli movies are about and what Miyazaki's artistic principles are. They get off on shitting all over that. They're jerking their puds to the thought of us getting mad. In the words of a wise sage: "They're dabbing on us"

happy Trans Day of Visibility. My trans friends, I love and cherish and support you and will always have your back. My trans enemies, even today I wish you the best. My trans neutrals, you're visible today so here's your chance to get sorted into one of the previous categories.

Stop sharing the Ghibli AI slop, what is wrong with you: aftermath.site/studio-ghibli-...

one of my most prized possessions is this kazuo oga book i bought at the ghibli museum. he has devoted decades of his life to creating some of the most beautiful illustrations. and these ai fascists think typing some words into a theft machine is the same thing. fuck off.

putting that ai-generated ghibli slop on the timeline is an instant block, even if you're just dunking on someone

every person involved in this needs to be in prison

Penelope in the Odyssey

i never actually got a *proper* apology from Spencer Krug for singing on my hands that must have been in the grave

Today is my birthday and also day 19 of being in the hospital with a severe illness. I'm going to be greedy and wish for 2 things for my birthday: to have a full recovery, and for as many folks to see my artwork as possible today. 💚 Care to give this a repost to make that second wish come true?

Not a profound or nuanced observation, obviously, but I am really struggling with how fucking evil everything is every day. Everything I love and admire about this stupid and amazing country just constantly getting vandalized and brutalized by people who hate all those things. Not digging it.

yeah bitch

I'm happy to share that I'm joining the Dean’s Advisory Board of the Prairie View A&M University College of Business! PVAMU is the largest HBCU in the state of Texas and the third largest HBCU in the United States! www.linkedin.com/posts/shanse...

Defend the liberty of a stranger as you would defend your own, or that of a loved one, because that is what's actually on the table—whether we are a society that will sit still as our neighbors are snatched in the night, and disappeared into darkness, or a society that will fight for each other.

[watching anora] nobody in this movie would last two days at a conclave

another day firekeeping at the anor londo bonfire. everyone keeps asking me if they can run up the flying buttress past the two silver knight archers. buddy, they won't even let me run up the flying buttress past the two silver knight archers

this is fucking sick

me: every day its a life of loud ass tinnitus for me the one hundred burdens devil: You must also forever behold and inhabit a cruel, senseless world me: i dont care about that, one hundred burdens devil

No Other Land Co-Director Yuval Abraham: "The foreign policy in this country is helping to block this path. Why? Can't you see that we are intertwined? There is another way. It's not too late for life, for the living. There is no other way."

you start out in 1972 going "left join left join left join". but by 1996 you can't say - hurts you, backfires. so you say stuff like, uh, "index-match" and you're getting so abstract. before you know it the ba is talking about pivot tables

realized while emptying the dishwasher that Yoda is precisely wrong. not malevolently so. but there is no do and there is no do not. there is only try. this is clear to a man in his mid-fifties and so should be clear to a 900-year-old Jedi knight

Through the darkness of future past, the magician longs to see, one chants out between two worlds, Zipper merge with me!

the arc of history is long. it's long as hell. it's just—whew. it's a long-ass arc, is all I can tell you.

Dem project 2025 (destroy gop edition) *Incentivize car manufacturers to adopt direct sales *Amend Supplement Labeling Act *Aggressive IRS audits over $10mm *Aggressively enforcing FARA *Aggressive SEC, IRS, FTC, and DOJ investigations against VCs/tech *Banning MLMs, criminal charges if applicable

That’s very sad news abcnews.go.com/amp/GMA/Cult...

I make the music for when everybody knows mom needs some space