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She said "don't devote your life to crap." What's more, she said it politely.
One is an attack on America, the other is an attack on the internet.
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Yes, but odds are good that the stuff he likes is already illegal.
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He's got the spacing wrong.
The company is a merger of Astra and Zeneca.
They're a front for a pro-light pollution group.
Their name means "The stars are killing us."
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I was thinking of buying some shares so I could attend a shareholder meeting and demand he step down as CEO.
But I heard they figured that much out without me.
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I suppose I should add, I'm not saying you're wrong. I just think calling her work philosophy is, ironically, rather charitable.
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Most novels will showcase their author's world view, but the monologuing characters and their expository flashbacks never struck me as any more philosophically rigorous than any comicbook villain.
She's about as philosophical as Marquis De Sade.
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Probably because she didn't write philosophy. She wrote harem anime for people who like money more than boobs.
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Expired Gluten Free Bread let her natural grey hair grow in, and she's got a look to dye for.
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The tarrifs will have already been paid, so that should ease things a bit.
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When my brother was a kid, two bullies tried to play keep away with his shoe.
He just picked one and pounded on him yelling "give it back" and ignoring the cries of "I don't have it!" until the other one gave it back.
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That's one of my favorite songs.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=RaK8...
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Small correction (which I only share because it makes the whole thing dumber,) it will create a copy of everyone who didn't help create it, and torture that instead.
Because we'll all be dead by then anyway.
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Sometimes there's one available, sometimes not.
You know who'd know? The people who run the association of homeowners.
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I have. I'll take that over an HOA.
And if they're charging fines, they should go to remedying the situation that lead to them.
You charge me $100 for being too busy to mow my lawn, you better be hiring someone to do it for me.
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Jokes about not knowing which fork to use in a fancy setting continued well into the 90's even though hyper specific forks stopped being a thing after WWI.
Sometimes writers are loath to let a dead bit die.
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Really?
All my instagram feed does is make porn boring. I followed art, architecture, history, and science accounts, but my feed is full of OF models. And my discover page is nothing but.
At least TikTok got the message after a couple of weeks.
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They had a Do Not Include chief?
Well, that's the guy they need to fire.
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What definition of "lawful" were they using here?
Were they trying to say "the awful" in French?
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Nice someone finally did.
I was about to buy some Tesla stock so I could do it myself.
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I dunno man.
I don't like that he wants to destroy my career and the nation I live in, but I like that he'll destroy the career and nation of this co-worker that I don't like very much.
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And we're losing the civil war.
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Which fund?
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That's a Shogun wedding.
A shotgun wedding is where the two barrels are attached to the stock, making a double barrel shotgun.
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Yeah.
There's a thoroughly unqualified (South) African-American running the place.
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Nah. By the end of the day that 5 o'clock shadow is like velcro.
When I use flannel sheets I need a lint brush in the morning.
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When Trump won I considered buying Tesla stock to make the mpst of a bad situation.
My conscience wouldn't let me.
I owe it a drink.
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Looks like Spelunky 3 is abandoning the retro esthetic of the first two games.
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I don't know a out Cummings specifically, but some family names were assigned, and the assigning agents sometimes gave out unpleasant names to those who didn't bribe them. Like Shakespeare (masturbator) or Goldwater (piss).
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That happens accidentally every year or two when a new hire has access to email codes they shouldn't. Email becomes unusable for the rest of the day.
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Aren't there any local laws about that?
I had a neighbor who used to leave his dogs out barking at all hours. They got confiscated.
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Waiting to hear right wingers proclaim "banning bans is the real banning."
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Don't do that...
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And the rampaging monster he turns into is the wrong color.
So unrealistic.
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Most probably are.
Unfortunately the majority isn't large enough to help.
After all, a big share of both factions are also pretty stupid.
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Sadly, I work for the government and me quitting my job is exactly what they want.
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Sounds like an American adaptation of Uzumaki.
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Well, I always thought that being a callous dickhead was a bad thing...
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Goth protagonists are helpless innocents faced with forces of overwhelming evil whose time has passed, but they cling to power from a semi-alive state.
We're in that age now.
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But TikTok had a weeks worth of videos devoted to Dril's Whole Deal!?
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Yeah, like how a fascist South African took over Twitter.
Someone should do something about that.
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Ben Shapiro will accept a nomination to the supreme court on the condition that he can keep his billionaire-funded podcast.
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"We don't need no queers or minorities involved in managing our fish-sperm repositories!"
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Tarantino mostly makes movies to indulge his foot fetish.
If a whale showed up in one of his movies, it would just be a fluke.
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It's swell that you did that Elon.
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That does happen every few years here.
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Wise words.
I'm pretty sure this is how my workplace started promoting this book as leadership advice without realizing that its central thesis of "if you sow chaos all around you, people will have to listen to you because you'll be the only one who knows what's going on" is a joke.