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I genuinely thought there was no way to make an IPA taste worse but I may have been wrong

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hello miss rachel? this is the new york times calling, would you like to explain what you were thinking when you said babies shouldnt be blown up?

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4 new words added to the script. I want my lawyer. Every day is shut the fuck up Friday

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Picturing some couple sadly watching that plantation burn down and deciding they have to go with their backup marriage location: Rikers

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The New York Times really asked Ms. Rachel if she's paid by Hamas: defector.com/the-new-york...

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Tough news on the local front. Our historic rape and murder factory burned down. They didn't use it for rape and murder anymore but a lot of people liked to get their senior photos taken there for some reason. Our economy is devastated

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rip john brown u would have loved this

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[bluesky dems] we gotta abandon all this WOKE shit and elect a CENTRIST to lead the party [me, remembering a song from Squarepusher’s classic 1997 album “Hard Normal Daddy”] bow bickabickabicka bow bow bowwwwwww

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There’s still good news in the world 🥹

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I am publishing soon something we were scooped on @theonion.com beat us to it I am not joking

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you don’t understand if I don’t get likes I will stop believing in myself

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This kid is 15, and so has a moral clarity and uprightness that no adult elected official would or could ever have. There aren't really and never have been two sides of this issue, but if it has to be argued as a binary thing I don't see how anything less than this could seem like the side to be on.

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I'm a single issue voter

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I WAS LITERALLY JUST DRAWING YOU ABSOLUTELY FUCKING TWAT

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dishonorably discharged because my CO caught me with a USB stick containing Ableton Live and a full rip of Serial Experiments Lain

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we're gonna have to start doing reddit atheism on people who think the computer is alive

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No guys, leftist infighting is a huge problem. I was just told to "shut the fuck up" for saying we should strategically sacrifice minorities. It's like we're not even on the same page

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Swan.

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My two cents on the stuff with The Onion people: If you're beginning to develop narratives in your head about a platform's prominent figures, try to explain those narratives verbally to any other living person. You'll feel a rush of shame so powerful you may never return to your computer again.

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The Brain Gremlin gets wrongfully detained.

submitted 404 days ago • 10 comments

Solemnly intoning that Tim Onion Has Gone Corrupt is actually a hilarious bit

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every day isabel fall is more and more vindicated

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theonion.com/gays-too-pre...

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erm they're violating egg prime directive

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Sesame Street is officially UNION! Workers at Sesame Workshop, the nonprofit behind Sesame Street, have voted 55-19 to join @opeiulocal153.bsky.social Huge congrats to @sesameworkersunion.bsky.social! “We can officially say that today, May 15th, is brought to you by the letter U!”

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The plane being a White Elephant gift is the funniest turn this saga could have taken

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U.S. Military Bans Men With Girl Names From Combat

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loosely inspired by kira's expression in that episode after she pulls that thorn out of dukat's ass #startrek

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And for a different perspective, here's a guy who was actually arrested and has a giant target on his back saying it's important not to run in fear

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Somebody mentioned in a reply on here that NYPD Commissioner Jessica Tisch looks like Bib Fortuna and I can’t remember who, but know that your statement has wormed its way into my head and taken up residence.

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just a reminder for the discussion of this that women aren't the only people who need abortion access and care

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I genuinely thought there was no way to make an IPA taste worse but I may have been wrong

hello miss rachel? this is the new york times calling, would you like to explain what you were thinking when you said babies shouldnt be blown up?

4 new words added to the script. I want my lawyer. Every day is shut the fuck up Friday

Picturing some couple sadly watching that plantation burn down and deciding they have to go with their backup marriage location: Rikers

The New York Times really asked Ms. Rachel if she's paid by Hamas: defector.com/the-new-york...

Tough news on the local front. Our historic rape and murder factory burned down. They didn't use it for rape and murder anymore but a lot of people liked to get their senior photos taken there for some reason. Our economy is devastated

rip john brown u would have loved this

[bluesky dems] we gotta abandon all this WOKE shit and elect a CENTRIST to lead the party [me, remembering a song from Squarepusher’s classic 1997 album “Hard Normal Daddy”] bow bickabickabicka bow bow bowwwwwww

There’s still good news in the world 🥹

I am publishing soon something we were scooped on @theonion.com beat us to it I am not joking

you don’t understand if I don’t get likes I will stop believing in myself

This kid is 15, and so has a moral clarity and uprightness that no adult elected official would or could ever have. There aren't really and never have been two sides of this issue, but if it has to be argued as a binary thing I don't see how anything less than this could seem like the side to be on.

I'm a single issue voter

I WAS LITERALLY JUST DRAWING YOU ABSOLUTELY FUCKING TWAT

dishonorably discharged because my CO caught me with a USB stick containing Ableton Live and a full rip of Serial Experiments Lain

we're gonna have to start doing reddit atheism on people who think the computer is alive

No guys, leftist infighting is a huge problem. I was just told to "shut the fuck up" for saying we should strategically sacrifice minorities. It's like we're not even on the same page

Swan.

My two cents on the stuff with The Onion people: If you're beginning to develop narratives in your head about a platform's prominent figures, try to explain those narratives verbally to any other living person. You'll feel a rush of shame so powerful you may never return to your computer again.

The Brain Gremlin gets wrongfully detained.

Solemnly intoning that Tim Onion Has Gone Corrupt is actually a hilarious bit

every day isabel fall is more and more vindicated

theonion.com/gays-too-pre...

erm they're violating egg prime directive

Sesame Street is officially UNION! Workers at Sesame Workshop, the nonprofit behind Sesame Street, have voted 55-19 to join @opeiulocal153.bsky.social Huge congrats to @sesameworkersunion.bsky.social! “We can officially say that today, May 15th, is brought to you by the letter U!”

The plane being a White Elephant gift is the funniest turn this saga could have taken

U.S. Military Bans Men With Girl Names From Combat

loosely inspired by kira's expression in that episode after she pulls that thorn out of dukat's ass #startrek

And for a different perspective, here's a guy who was actually arrested and has a giant target on his back saying it's important not to run in fear

Somebody mentioned in a reply on here that NYPD Commissioner Jessica Tisch looks like Bib Fortuna and I can’t remember who, but know that your statement has wormed its way into my head and taken up residence.

just a reminder for the discussion of this that women aren't the only people who need abortion access and care

Twitter: Would you like more information about white genocide Bluesky: We live in a failed state Nextdoor: I eated a bug 🫣

mY quest for science continues. tOday we test yellin into the hole.

he has many good qualities but also many bad qualities 😔

i'm losing it

me in the red car convinced i did something wrong