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i think that it should be legal to hit the journalists posting orgasmically about the US attacking Iran with hammers

What I really hate about literally everything with this administration and it's bullshit right now is that nothing, NONE OF IT, is for any real reason. Just dismantling shit and blowing up shit just cause. And that makes me furious at the people who thought letting this fool back in office was ok.

many fear america is preparing to spike its hair again in the near future, frosted tips rumored to follow

“This is not constitutional!” I cry as the temu-bought katana enters my belly

I hardly ever open Facebook, so its algorithm has no idea what to show me. But every now and then, it lands a direct hit.

this is all happening because we bullied vance on here

They have made the world living hell for no reason whatsoever. People will ask why this happened in a decade and there will be tremendous effort to make it more complicated than “they were evil, stupid, and bored”

AOC: Being taken is wrong, it is illegal, it is a violation of his First Amendment rights, it is an affront to every American, and we will not allow—and will continue to resist—the politicization and the continued political persecution that ICE is engaged in.

Advocate 20 Jun 25 - After joining BlueSky in an unsuccessful attempt at high-profile lib-trolling, VP Vance has become the most blocked account on B/S with ~120k blocks while gaining only ~10k followers. @rikiwilchins.bsky.social

28 YEARS LATER is wild, somewhat unexpected movie, that reframes a classic story structure into something much more... well-observed? Thematically poignant? The more I think about it, the more I love it. www.patreon.com/posts/131953...

I have this theory that Shane Black doesn't know what grenades are youtube.com/clip/Ugkx8qN... youtube.com/clip/Ugkx-17...

Just acting vaguely annoyed at Freddy Krueger and ruining his fun so he leaves. Not even looking at him and muttering “C’mon fuck off man”

If the air jets in the fake dart room on the Indiana Jones ride comically blast the hat off your head, Disneyland will mail it back to you in less than a week.

Why you might even say this is precisely what policies of “institutional neutrality” and opposition to “viewpoint discrimination” are design to foster. www.nytimes.com/2025/06/21/u...

Kristi Noem was just rushed to the hospital again. She ate wet dung that made her sick. She was described by doctors as alert and has already been discharged after being quickly treated. But she keeps licking her lips and moaning to aides to lead her to more clumps of soft wet dung.

Whoever at Facebook is responsible for the thing that led to old people feeling comfortable replying as rudely as possible to random social media posts needs to be tried at the Hague, and once convicted, I'm afraid it is a hanging offense.

Florence Nightingale: (activates power armor, hefts laser cannon) I will do whatever it takes to protect my patients Me: Hmm, I’m not sure this game is historically accurate

I read one blog post ten years ago and now whenever I want to log on to my email on a new computer I have to stick a physical key into it. feels at once both very secure and also like I am the victim of a prank. like I’m the only person alive doing this.

Look who I just met at Dutch Comic Con!!

I'm used to it by now, but there's still something odd about putting podcasts in YouTube Music

every long-ass Threads preview on Instagram reads like

#Superman is in theaters July 11!

𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐢𝐟 𝐈 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧 𝐓𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐬 𝐍𝐞𝐰 𝐑𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞, 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐅𝐫𝐚𝐬𝐢𝐞𝐫

Community And Choice Are Not Bubbles Disclosure: I am on the board of Bluesky and am inherently biased. Adjust your skepticism of what I write on this topic accordingly. It seems a bit odd: when something is supposedly dying or irrelevant, journalists can't stop writing about it. Consider the…

these servers can now support 2 or even 3 main characters of the day

do u think it's weird they're not even pretending there's a non-cynical reason why anyone should vote for cuomo usually I like my consent a little less manufactured than this

It's the 50th anniversary of the release of the movie JAWS today, so I thought I'd once again share my most successful post ever on Bluesky, the incredible ending to JAWS, the novel.

and dat's the end of dat

This week on Poker Face! “A New Lease On Death” Murder! Jeopardy! Rent control! With guest stars Alia Shawkat, Awkwafina and Lauren Tom, written by Tea Ho and Wyatt Cain, and directed by the wonderful Adamma Ebo. This one’s a delight. On Peacock now!

Reporter: Bluesky is dead. There’s nothing in my timeline Me: (exclusively reads Bluesky by browsing the # pareidolia newsfeed) Skill issue. My Bluesky is full of lampposts that look like faces

Nearing completion on a massive column about the dangers of A.I. that I've been writing for over a year. But writing in the context of the last few weeks has felt, like, EXTRA apocalyptic.

jd vance has surpassed jesse singal and has become the most blocked user on bluesky lol

just saw the worst image of Wolverine that has ever existed

I gotta see this Superman movie

It is kind of funny that the Vice President of the United States has been on here all day including cross-posting about it and still has less than 5,000 followers.

anybody saying this website is dead is an idiot,we had like 3 incredible main characters today. guy who went to the hospital for jacking off, weird old man complaining about likes, and the fucking vice president. this place has the juice