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They said I was Pittsburgh good. Which I took as a compliment!
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I don’t think we’re getting those $5,000 DOGE checks.

The Steelers sign Aaron Rodgers and I wonder what does "The Steelers Way" really even mean? Plus lots more Burghy goodness like historical Pittsburgh newsreels and the stunning number of tires illegally dumped in our city. open.substack.com/pub/breathin...

📌In the wake of this Musk-Trump nuclear-powered slap fight, I want to remind everybody that women are too emotional to lead.

I'm just glad one of these men has the nuclear codes and the other has all our personal data.

📌Seems like a good day to break this quote out: "I've known Jeff (Epstein) for 15 years. Terrific guy. He's a lot of fun to be with. It is even said that he likes beautiful women as much as I do, and many of them are on the younger side." -Donald Trump, 2002

Dear George Lucas: this is how you script a popcorn summer galactic war.

were these people grown underground like potatoes

I remember the first time my dad asked me to punch him in the face. Me and my 27 brothers (no sisters) and their 26 moms were there with me and dad. All 55 of us were just wrasslin. "Let me have it," dad said. He had been awake since 1991, because of the drugs and blackmail. Weeks later he died.

brilliant show. brilliant actress. brilliant activist. rest well, loretta.

JONI ERNST: "Well, we are all going to die." ME: "You first, dear."

"Well, we are all going to die." --Senator Joni Ernst That has to be the glibbest way any politician has ever told a constituent that they didn’t give a shit about them.

He is sub human filth.

This is MAGA's one, big, beautiful healthcare plan.

Yes, Joni, we are all going to die. But it shouldn't be our SENATORS who are killing us.

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Every year on Memorial Day, I share this video of French caretakers who take sand from Omaha Beach in Normandy, and scrub them into the letters to give them the gold coloring. They do this for all 9,386 US soldiers who died. France also gave us this land as American soil.

Tim Cook gave Trump a million dollars to stop this from happening and I for one am shocked that such a moronic fucking decision somehow backfired

America cannot long remain free, nor first among nations, if it becomes the kind of place where universities are dismantled because they don't align politically with the current head of the government.

Am I crazy or did we just have a convo about how we can't fund cancer research?

. . My testicles 🪺

I can’t believe this is real life

Taking credit for things done under Biden again I see.

Three things made the US a rich and powerful nation: the rule of law, its science & innovation system, and openness to foreign talent. Remarkable how Trump has taken a sledgehammer to all three. No enemy of this country could do more.

There it is

Today May 15th is Peace Officers Memorial Day. Statements like this are inflammatory, disrespectful and flat out lies. Not only did you betray law enforcement, but you sided with people who attacked us. You don't support law enforcement, you are are a criminal.

The one person a woman is married to is more likely to kill her than all the illegal immigrants in the country combined and yet none of our laws or policies seem to recognize that fact

If your MAGA relatives try to justify the Qatar plane gift by bringing up the Statue of Liberty, remind them Congress voted to approve that gift, and we’d be happy to have Congress vote on the plane, too!

Sounds about white. 🙄

"You get two dolls and some pencils. I get a golden 747 jumbo jet. See? You get more things than I do. When was the last time you said 'Thank you, Mr. President'?"

A chicken in every pot, two dolls, five pencils, and a low-tariff Rolls Royce.

Do you work for the federal government in Pittsburgh? Are you a researcher or scientist affected by the new administration? Do you have a story tip? I'm an investigative journalist; get in touch! Work email: [email protected] Proton email: [email protected] Signal: @torywegerski.25

The head of the Kennedy Center tagging the FCC chair in a tweet about ABC giving airtime to an accomplished, award-winning artist with whom he politically disagrees with is certainly a choice.

THIS

There is no aborted fetus debris in the MMR vaccine, or in any vaccine at all. It is worth noting that the Catholic Church, one of the most staunch anti-abortion organizations in the world, has a formal policy that encourages all vaccinations.

The White House is so proud of the tariffs they don’t want you to see what they actually cost. Kinda like how white supremacists are so proud they don’t want you to see their face.

If I wanted to destroy what is good about the the US, diminish its prestige and import in the world, and increase the suffering of all people, these are the types of things I would do.

Hell of a day for Pittsburgh coaches named Mike Sullivan

Warnock: I hear people attack poor people and act like it’s a crime to be poor, rather than to recognize it’s criminal for so many people to be poor. They do all of this in the name of Jesus… Jesus is the biggest victim of identity theft in the United States