obeyconsume.bsky.social
Carne Assadist. motherfucker/tittysucker/two-ball-bitch. a kind of cosmic gumbo
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its ok, they're addicted to being pissed off and are gonna vote for trump even harder next opportunity
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or get a copper sink, which is naturally antimicrobial. still gross if you dont clean that sink up
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Oh he’s busy hoisting up a sword of domocles over all our heads
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Don’t know enough about German politics but from a generalized outsider perspective it looks like 49% of the vote vent to conservatives+nazis (30%+19%) so I would assume both are gonna be in power in a coalition along with some small/fringe party to push them over the 50% to form a government
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Luigi did us a favor by taking out some trash.
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Fuck Nazis, violence is the only reasonable reaction to nazi scum
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Holy shit
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interesting euthanasia choice
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i got knuckles, its the nyc subway after all
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trump figured out that if you keep on telling lies and committing crimes, the repercussions won't ever catch up to you
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Those are very special and specific words. I remember Jan 6th and explicitly waiting for an official to drop either the magic word "riot" (unlocks the state national guard) or "insurrection" (unlocks the federal military). Mitt Romney, once a governor, deliberately used the word "insurrection" first
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"yes 9/11? It's father Mallory, the usual please"
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yeah it seems like this weird rare knowledge like im the only one in the room that ever heard of such a thing. thats cool there's a place in NYC that actually makes/sells one. one of these days i gotta sit down and try different types of pickles 'cause i've never tried giant slices like you got
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Heard about it from my elementary school teacher in the SF bay area in the 80s. Like the only other person who's ever even mentioned it, aside from the occasional freak online. No idea it was a Midwest thing, maybe that teacher was from there.
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nobody ever believes me when i tell em this sandwich is fuckin great
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pretty fucked up (normal)
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grated nutmeg and all that. you're not fuckin around
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Not only does this guy have the most money, but also the most cringe on the planet
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Cuisine so bad they’d rather eat brains
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hell yeah
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ratio'd all 3 put together, niiice
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lol nvm didnt realize this was just dr who and not something thats supposed to be historically accurate
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it doesnt bother me but it seems pretty try-hard & forced though
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When did you guys hire Sherlock Holmes to write your articles? When is your article coming out about how Water is Wet
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"whoops sorry, my hands are tied"
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went off one these recently - the local grocery store's bakery kept making super cheap & goodass ones. ate so many i got fuckin sick of em.
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im thinking because it was at multiple locations. you end up with 2 or 3 different counts from different spokespeople, where maybe some victims got counted twice
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badass, looks awesome up there
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may find this relevant, then nitter.net/HackingButLe...
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seriously one of the best opening sequences
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sadly the odds are nothing even collides when the two galaxies meet
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pretty sure you gotta be a mom to work there, at least the way i always heard it
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lol the comments here are great, so many people triggered by a smiling obama, wtf
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waiting for Dr. Skull to talk about how Matt Gaetz has a massive underbite and a completely flat back of the head
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brb, changing my pfp to an orangutan
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fyi the postal service is closing their live shows with a cover of it right now
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congrats!
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beaver nuggets are the bomb, they taste like deep fried maple syrup
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one of these days i gotta make time to get/play return to monkey island - was so glad to find out they made another one
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that first sunburn is a bitch, but think of the benefits
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at least it isn't jenkem this time
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can't wait for Metal Gear Quark–Gluon Plasma
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“that”
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*whip
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just one scrub, as a treat
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jokes on you, i dont even need to run to break a sweat
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dang i don’t think he took it that way nor do i think he was referring to you, but entitled parents in general, every school’s got some. In retrospect our weather is absolute garbage down here so driving works better for us, but yeah it would rule if we could walk them on nice days
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they're trying a new system since covid & had to deal w a lot of parents just doing whatever they want like parking in rude-ass areas to pick up their walkers etc, it was chaos at first & now is smooth/fast. i probably would mind it more if we didn't have like 2 weeks of decent weather here a year