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Jessica. Past and future natural passenger. It made sense at the time. Future Aunt Dirt. She/her. This is my second account so sorry if I unfollowed you. 💙 read my Little Stories if you please: https://buster-machine.neocities.org
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girl whose favorite movies are weird karaoke videos of women sadly walking around Hong Kong

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that new show Multiple Orgasms Island looks good

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movie studios haven't figured out that just making live-action adaptations of cartoons *I* like and would see (even if thy were bad) is the key to success

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so imagine you're at the baseball game, you're at the field, but there's a chicken on the mound. umpire calls it, "that's a fowl"

submitted 3 hours ago • 3 comments

missed my calling as a groupie

submitted 3 hours ago • 1 comment

commercials formatted like fake TikToks suck so bad

submitted 4 hours ago • 1 comment

reporters keep asking me about my favorite characters and telling me that I need to do more "five star pulls" ? this is gacha journalism

submitted 4 hours ago • 0 comments

sorry when I said I had "repressed memories" I meant that they encoded my memories on a vinyl record and made a few extra copies

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it's just that I'm very concerned about the French

submitted 4 hours ago • 1 comment

sorry I'm just dealing with a lot lately, I read through Charlotte Gainsbourg's wikipedia page

submitted 5 hours ago • 1 comment

yes I'm here to apply for a loan. what type of business? well it's an aquarium-themed piano bar called Iridescent Scales, which is also my name

submitted 6 hours ago • 0 comments

all this technology and it's next-to-impossible for animated kisses to be sexy

submitted 6 hours ago • 0 comments

please don’t freak out when the giant party sub gets to your house

submitted 7 hours ago • 0 comments

only once on here has a man called me ugly and he tried to play it off like we were having fun (I said something slightly self-effacing and a total stranger jokingly “agreed”)

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everyone is demanding I stop being so interesting

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hiiiii warm released a new album today it's called fastidium it's full of riffs that fuck and it's just under a half hour long which is the perfect length for a metal album in 2025 imo it's streaming wherever and you can get the cd on bc or at a show if u nasty 🖤

submitted 9 hours ago • 5 comments

i’m gonna need you to break it down into smaller more digestible chunks for me please

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submitted 13 hours ago • 1 comment

I know it's the accepted format in a lot of cases but I feel absolutely ridiculous writing out years as words. Nineteen-ninety five? do you hear yourself???

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

please if you will take a walk with me through my beautiful garden of poisonous and deadly plants from around the world

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anyways sorry if I'm ever annoying, basically it's just that I have a few emotional problems but I'm doing my best to work on it too

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I guess I need to look at it from the perspective of, I have a few readers who respond positively and get excited when I share, which is not something that's ever been true before. I'm very grateful anyone takes the time to read the things I write, even posts but especially my actual writing. 💙

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

it's actually spelled morning "would"

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the Kelly in a cult 90210 storyline just fizzles right out which is a real shame. this show thrives when it has supervillains.

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