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Never even made it on TV in most countries. There is definitely a concerted effort to hide the fact that the majority of the world absolutely hates this genocide

“But humans are fundamentally greedy or evil”

so, in addition to KOSA & many other things, if you find the internet useful & don’t want to see queer people placed on the sex offender registry for being inherently pornographic, IODA is worth your 5 minutes & calls to your senators and house rep. www.commoncause.org/find-your-re...

Beautiful tornado. Terrible Hail. That hail will kill ya! And it's going to hit just before the tornado, so don't be east/northeast of this thing trying to see it!

Kid Rock makes music for people who know precisely how much Sudafed they can get for a stolen catalytic converter

dressed for a World of Darkness LARP

Stop Forcing A.I. Into Every Fucking Thing!

you’re laughing. the largest antebellum plantation house burned down & there are brides who will not get to spiritually absorb the poisoned spectral energy of the land for their big day, & you’re laughing.

🧵The largest plantation in the South burned down this week. And the way white folks—especially wedding vendors—are mourning “memories” and “brides who won’t get to have their special day there”? It’s giving cognitive dissonance. Because let’s be real...

In these dark times, it’s great to come together and find something we can all take joy in.

this is still one of my favorite real articles during the 2024 cycle

Cronenberg on trans ppl “They’re saying ‘body is reality. I want to change my body.’ And they’re being very brave and they’re investing a lot in these changes, especially the ones that are not reversible, which most of them aren’t. I say, go ahead. This is an artist giving their all to their art.”

“reality tv is inherently fascist” is my most consistently vindicated hot take of all time

Editor: You get the pictures for the air traffic controller story? Photographer: Sure did boss. Real fucking sexy just like you asked. Editor: What

Study: Reforming to Survive:The Bolshevik Origins of Social Policies www.researchgate.net/publication/...

theonion.com/gays-too-pre...

“Starting today, adults are no longer permitted to be unique or to deviate from a narrow set of cultural norms while in the presence of a minor,” Gov. Greg Abbott said theonion.com/texas-b...

The moment due process rights are applied selectively, rights become privileges and the Constitution is no longer in effect for anyone.

Dropping this here for the Indiana folks following me: "Midwestern Trans Pride joined forces with Boy’s Nite Indy and Indy Pride! This festival is a place for any person who identifies as Transgender and/or Nonbinary! We have a day full of fun and community planned for you! All ages event!"

“So what do you think Democrats can learn from somebody who, like you, targets the most vulnerable among us?” said Newsom theonion.com/gavin-n...

they Bernied the generically liberal white boy who survived a school shooting

right-wing ppl who work normal jobs are complete freaks. there’s no way around it. you make $15 an hour and the thing that motivates you is your boss not having enough money? you’re cooked buddy

The cost of Grok: "I can't breathe at home, it smells like gas outside. How come I can't breathe at home and y'all get to breathe at home?"

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This socket nearly ended Little Rock, Arkansas single-handedly.

I will not play grand theft auto because it perpetuates car culture :/

Today, our client Rümeysa Öztürk was released on bail from ICE detention in Louisiana, and she will return to New England to continue her studies. 📸 Giancarlo D’Agostaro

I think US Space Force is likely going to be pretty hard hit by the military trans ban. Trans are pretty much the backbone of IT, and Space Force is heavily IT related.

Mayor Baraka from Newark, NJ holds a press conference detailing how GEO Group has opened an ICE detention facility without permits or inspections. They can’t even verify if there are detainees inside because GEO Group is refusing to allow city officials inside.

The way we were treated at Delaney Hall is almost unbelievable. ICE shoved me, manhandled @repbonnie.bsky.social, and arrested Mayor Baraka. They disrespected us and tried to stop us from conducting the oversight we’re elected to do. But we’ll never back down in our fight for what is right.

"Masked security forces captured an opposition leader in the coastal province of New Jersey as regime officials continue their months-long crack-down against pro-democracy elements in the embattled United States. The arrest comes as the regime issued calls for summary detentions without trial."

Jane Schoenbrun will begin shooting their I Saw the TV Glow follow-up Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma this summer. See new details:

Whatever impostor syndrome you may have once had, dispose of it fucking immediately. If these people run the country, you deserve that promotion, you can run for city council, you can start that business. If this is the baseline, shit, you can do surgery drunk in an alley and you will do less harm.

the trump de-regulations of the FDA are getting out of control they’re feeding cattle ass now

Nancy Mace haunts bathrooms across the country. (By @robisraelart.bsky.social )

Increasingly Powerful Trans Person Capable Of Using Every Single Bathroom At Once

Prudish Woman On First Date Declines To Bear Man’s Children theonion.com/prudish...

Impressive ‘GTA VI’ Trailer Features Characters Claiming They’re Sentient, Begging For Release From Digital Prison theonion.com/impressive-g...

I'm so Expanse-pilled rn. I got Holden mania. I'm on that roci-set. Lost in the Duerte sauce. Laconic mindset. I'm embracing the Aversarala gaslight gatekeep girlboss grind. I got a fever and the only cure is more protomolecule