yesterday when leaving a thing I held the door for the next person behind me. she said “thank you!” and I said “no, thank YOU!” and then I died of shame
This was after your photo bomb episode, so smooth you made it look like a mistake, but it was calculated to get more face time to get that incentive bonus, I like it
I do this all the time. I said it to a valet guy who told me to “enjoy my stay” the other day. Then the obligatory save attempt makes it even more awkward
My girlfriend basically wants to do your job on Mexican ESPN. I showed her the clip and now she’s afraid that she’s destined to do the Mexican version of your faux pas if she ever finds her way into that chair…
When I drove Uber I would purposefully say "Have a good flight." "Enjoy the game." Etc. Instead of a generic have a good day just to induce the "you too" response. No real reason for it other than something to do.
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Me: you too.
It’s ok, back to your efficacy in rotation, Mina.
Me: thanks you too
🤦🏻♂️
Uber driver: have a nice flight.
Me: you too…have a nice day as well.
It’s like I pulled the plane out of crashing into the ground, just in time to crash into the mountain.
Me: Have a good one!
Rest of the office:
If nothing else, you not only gave us a knowing chuckle but just became even more relatable!
Mina is going to need a long vacation after the NFL season is over.
Watching on tv and holy shit
Me: thanks, you too....😮💨
You too! 😬
“You too”
Me: "You too!!........ oh what the fuck 🤦♂️"