The people in these NFL clothing commercials are way too hot. Show us as we really are: Wearing giant sweatshirts glued to sofas and barstools, brushing crumbs off our laps.
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Mina Kimes, this is why we enjoy your commentary and post so much. Thanks for keeping it real. Also, nice mention of dinosaur jr the other day. Extra cool points for that.
They never show women who bought from the men’s department because of size discrimination. Some of us like a little room in our fangear so that we can eat a chicken wing, drink a beer, and breathe while sitting down to watch a game.
Also they're just generally all cooler than me... Show me some comfortable attire that has a team logo on it while I watch a calm adult watching football as children scream and destroy a living room.
And bring back dad bod Jake from State Farm, buff Jake looks like he should be playing not selling insurance. Is there a backstory like he blew out his knee in college and missed his shot at the NFL and that’s why he gets to hang with the players?
He’s an actor, original Jake was just an actual State Farm employee. Once they decided that they were gonna make it a whole thing they had to find someone who could be Jake full-time and be OK with the constant travel and stuff.
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Fancy like.
For the most part ... Entertainment is the absence of reality. That's why they watch it.
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Immediately looked down to see if i had crumbs 😂
Which reminds me to Google how to remove grease stains.
I, on the other hand, am the embodiment of the “Dad bod” and would welcome the opportunity
I’m in an office chair!
Ok, to be fair, it’s Shaq’s branded chair, so it’s basically a mini sofa on wheels.
I still like the original commercial.
"What are you wearing, "Jake from State Farm"?"
"Uhh, khyakis."
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