I feel like there's gonna be a reveal at the end of bluesky where we find out Elon owns it. - ThreadSky

jemaineclement.bsky.social • 35 days ago

I feel like there's gonna be a reveal at the end of bluesky where we find out Elon owns it.

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amanisnotacamel.bsky.social•35 days ago

Nah. It works.

yannoehl.bsky.social•25 days ago

😳😭

sarahntology.bsky.social•33 days ago

Don’t jinx it.

tania-martin.bsky.social•34 days ago

Noooooo

jrottet.bsky.social•35 days ago

Doubling down on the dystopia

vintageheathcliff.heathcliff.cat•34 days ago

This is one of those common nightmares, like going to school with no clothes or your teeth falling out.

chestnutt71.bsky.social•33 days ago

Oh nice.

Now, I’m gonna have nightmares.

edsstaugsnake.bsky.social•34 days ago

senorduende.bsky.social•33 days ago

Dear god, why would you do that to me?

edwarbteach.bsky.social•35 days ago

i'll scream tbh. like in despair

gypseyrose.bsky.social•32 days ago

I thought the same thing about Rednote. I’m in a constant state of paranoia and everything feels unsafe.

ancientstephanie.bsky.social•33 days ago

Can always run your own server.

And there's also Mastodon. Good to have a backup in case whatever platform you're on implodes, and there's a great community there too.

tx-blue-bonnet.bsky.social•33 days ago

Hope not; it’s supposed to be @mcuban.bsky.social !

sonnyblack.bsky.social•35 days ago

Please, noooooo

toomanycommas.bsky.social•34 days ago

You shut your damn mouth, sir

dreedful.bsky.social•35 days ago

mxstarsparkle.bsky.social•33 days ago

America is such a funny show.

samandtootie.bsky.social•33 days ago

I know right. And we all get sent to a giant landfill

capitalismkills.bsky.social•33 days ago

I clutched at my pearls over this, but found only Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.

elisabeth93.bsky.social•32 days ago

I’ll remove myself from this timeline if that’s true 😤

melethonomia.bsky.social•35 days ago

Now why would you go and say that

menchekia.bsky.social•35 days ago

Gir is your spirit animal, huh?

guanolad.bsky.social•35 days ago

You need some fresh air.

jemaineclement.bsky.social•35 days ago

I'm in the fresh air, but maybe I need more.

moderatecitrus.bsky.social•35 days ago

Nah, it's far too functional for that to be true.

chefboyardeejr.bsky.social•33 days ago

Dude-- not even as a joke!!!

viraldonutz.bsky.social•34 days ago

Then we just move our content and networks to another service, and lose nothing.

That's the miracle of bluesky!

kwatsrn.bsky.social•34 days ago

Jaysus fuck, man.

onegianteye.bsky.social•34 days ago

But who actually owns it?

therapynugget.bsky.social•33 days ago

Jay Graber. Majority stake and CEO. It’s also a public benefit Corp. and allows user to take their community and fans with the them if they leave.

mngirld.bsky.social•34 days ago

We’ll know for sure if the app randomly catches on fire.

mcraewrites.bsky.social•32 days ago

Fuck my actual life you just spoke this into reality now. Fuck that fascist prick.

issadeha.bsky.social•33 days ago

I had to wiki it, Bluesky was founded by Jack Dorsey (!) and the CEO is Lantian “Jay” Graber. Lantian means blue sky in Mandarin Chinese and is (allegedly) a coincidence haha. We are safe y’all, cancel the alert.

3volylloh.bsky.social•33 days ago

Fuk I hope not

cosmosblue772.bsky.social•33 days ago

Not funny...At all!!! 😭😭😭😭😭

julibel.bsky.social•35 days ago

Nothing would surprise me at the moment. Maybe he's already here among us in stealth mode. Let's keep giving him what he certainly doesn't want to see here (and of which there seems to be hardly anything left on his platform):
tolerance & respect for everyone, open-mindedness, humanity, love.