Overwhelming image of Tim Robinson, peering out from behind a redwood doing The Tim Robinson Face, then ducking and running as I unload a couple barrels of birdshot into the bark behind him
This feels like it would be a great stinger ending to a really dumb short 5 minute Youtube horror where it's Tim talking to his old buddy whose completely over everything that happened but invited Tim for a hike to bury the hatchet
He's a formidable opponent, that Tim. After all:
* Tim flies
* Tim heals all wounds
* Tim destroys all things
* You may delay, but Tim will not
* Tim is the wisest counselor of all
* The two most powerful warriors are Patience and Tim
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"Fire at will!" yelled a still standing officer.
"Poor Will" murmured Mum.
"Well, that one's Will, and that one's Will, and that one's Will". You get the idea. Admittedly it wouldn't be funny during Zulu.
Duras Sisters: Fire at will!
Riker: Hey!
What? This don’t worry about it
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Timothy
Joe was lookin' at you.
Timothy
Timothy
God, what did we do?"
--TImothy, (1972 pop hit)
And Joe said he would sell his soul
For just
A piece
Of meat..."
--ibid
😂
* Tim flies
* Tim heals all wounds
* Tim destroys all things
* You may delay, but Tim will not
* Tim is the wisest counselor of all
* The two most powerful warriors are Patience and Tim
...And so on.