AI overview; Based on recent studies using NHTSA data, Tesla has the highest fatal accident rate among car brands;
Breakdown of findings:
Tesla: Fatal crash rate of 5.6 per billion miles (PBM) driven.
Kia: rate of 5.5 PBM
Buick: rate of 4.8 PBM
Dodge: rate of 4.4 PBM
Hyundai: rate of 4.3 PBM
Having seen a lot of statements lately, it really is getting hard to tell where the satire starts and the crazy ends ... and every week the crazy is just getting more and more extreme.
I was a satirist from 2017 to 2020. I did stuff about Brexit and I did worry once that I couldn't get more ridiculous than reality. But this video nails what I used to try to do those times: you just take the outrageous statements and turn them into everyday language. The satire writes itself!
Tesla (most particularly, Musk) should, indeed, be subject to the most savage, satirical parody..
But, sorry, Rosie, you haven't quite hit it at the correct angle.
It truly is. It’s bizarre that just as the UK got rid of our nutters in Government last year, the US elects a worse bunch of nutters. I guess for every action there is an opposite and equal action 🤪
As a proud member of the "woke," let me say that Muskrat isn't a "genius." He's a selfish, drug-addicted man without a shred of empathy for anyone and lots of spaghetti to throw at the wall. Some of it inevitably sticks. As is currently being seen, much of it later falls off.
Correction, you can drive hundreds of miles at 68mph pm in the outside lane of the motorway on a single charge and when you get home you’re still a bellend.
Any way this clip can be shown to Trump? He’d probably offer you a job, Rosie, as an apologist for his mate Musk (until he realised who you really are!). 🤣
Thank goodness for that.
But does Tesla make a petrol version?
Or at least, one that sounds and smells like an engine overrevving? Otherwise, it's still a bit woke.
Rosie does such a good job at this sort of thing. The worry is that parody and real life are starting to blur into one. The nonsense spouted in some parts of the US would make me roll around laughing, if they didn’t actually believe it 😳
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in the same room ... ?
My bad lol.
🤷♂️
Me: masterful gambit, sir.
(Sniggering into me coffee, great stuff)
Well done!
Elon
Isolated
She also left Parliament as an MP, I believe? Or is this her second (third / fourth) source of income?
AI overview; Based on recent studies using NHTSA data, Tesla has the highest fatal accident rate among car brands;
Breakdown of findings:
Tesla: Fatal crash rate of 5.6 per billion miles (PBM) driven.
Kia: rate of 5.5 PBM
Buick: rate of 4.8 PBM
Dodge: rate of 4.4 PBM
Hyundai: rate of 4.3 PBM
$TSLAQ
They're Panzers.
Sounds spot on!
(Yes, I know it's a spoof.)
But, sorry, Rosie, you haven't quite hit it at the correct angle.
How to prove we're not woke? By being the most dangerous car brand in the planet!
I wonder how Space X will prove they're not woke either...
Except the FAFO falling share price.
This funniest are the people who agreed.
All eyes on the replies… 👀👀👀
'Woke' is caring about other people
Elon Musk only cares about himself and his money
Tesla need to be taken down because it will negatively impact Musk's finances - and that's all he understands
So hit him in the wallet 👛
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/technology/elon-musk-shocked-by-hatred-against-him-tesla/ar-AA1BdT5h?ocid=msedgntp&pc=DCTS&cvid=23ee6169d71f4704a979e77c9467413b&ei=22
9/10 best thing I've seen in a while.
Now do Rachel Reeves.
Love this and all you do!
(sigh)
She cancelled herself immediately by using the word woke.
As Julia Roberts said to the sales assistant in Pretty Woman, "Big mistake, HUGE!"
But does Tesla make a petrol version?
Or at least, one that sounds and smells like an engine overrevving? Otherwise, it's still a bit woke.
See this for info, check out from about 5 mins in.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQMwGODdLIM