-Jake Sullivan as Kissinger Professor of Statecraft at Harvard -Tesla car dealership at the White House -Trade war to make Canada the 51st state These are all joke posts - ThreadSky

ositanwanevu.bsky.social • 17 days ago

-Jake Sullivan as Kissinger Professor of Statecraft at Harvard
-Tesla car dealership at the White House
-Trade war to make Canada the 51st state

These are all joke posts

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Joe Biden's National Security Advisor Jake Sullivan has a new job at Harvard: the "inaugural Kissinger Professor of the Practice of Statecraft and World Order"

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netknave.bsky.social•17 days ago

On the plus side every country NOT the USA is going to be adding the names of anyone psychopathic enough to sit in that class to their watchlists.

ericcolumbus.bsky.social•17 days ago

-President labels attacks on Tesla dealerships “domestic terrorism”

lauris25.bsky.social•17 days ago

Sounds like something out of Harry Potter! Lol

kernighan.bsky.social•17 days ago

I literally read that as "world oblivion" instead of "world order" the first time and had to double check.

soapforsoreyes.bsky.social•16 days ago

I suppose I shouldn’t be surprised that Harvard honors its war criminal alumni so much, but i still am.

leftinfighter.bsky.social•17 days ago

The Harvard one makes complete sense, it is in line with CNN hiring Sarah Huckabee Sanders and John Yoo teaching law.

Elite institutions love high-level on-paper credentials plus outward presentation of professionalism more than they hate unethical behavior.

galacticmice.bsky.social•17 days ago

Infinite Jest-ass headlines

mayasen.bsky.social•16 days ago

😬

chrislhayes.bsky.social•17 days ago

Also Trump pardons Mel Gibson so he gets his guns back.

janolt.bsky.social•14 days ago

He pardons those that he can relate to.

azbooboo.bsky.social•17 days ago

ositanwanevu.bsky.social•17 days ago

Missed that one!

jschrinerbriggs.bsky.social•17 days ago

I’m not sure the Onion would be able to unlock this level of satirical meta-commentary and Harvard’s just effortlessly pulling it off. It’s like watching Jordan in his prime.

griesar.bsky.social•17 days ago

April 1 start date? Gotta be a bit, right?

ositanwanevu.bsky.social•17 days ago

Wouldn't be surprised! It's been up for several hours now; you'd think comms would have shut it down if it were a hoax already.

kduffchicago.bsky.social•16 days ago

Anyone who takes that position should be treated as lower than scum. They should have to go knock door-to-door like sex offenders and let their neighbors know they're a threat to them and their kids.

ositanwanevu.bsky.social•17 days ago

The Sullivan thing specifically is like a throwaway Chapo bit