About once a week I think fondly of my personal icon, the elephant who trampled a woman and then came back later to trample her some more at her funeral.
conversation I had with a ranger at Corbett National Tiger Reserve

me: whats the most dangerous animal in the jungle? Tiger?

him: elephant

me: what about in the water

him: elephant

me: you don't understand, I mean aquatic animal

him: no you don't understand, don't fuck with elephant

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