any burrito can be a breakfast burrito, freedom is total and eludes the flimsy bonds of our constraints - ThreadSky

themountaingoats.bsky.social • 212 days ago

any burrito can be a breakfast burrito, freedom is total and eludes the flimsy bonds of our constraints

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whyaduck.bsky.social•212 days ago

Leftover cold burritos after a rager are the best hangover cures.

gdub1972.bsky.social•212 days ago

I had a turkey burger for breakfast. No rules can contain me.

anarcish.bsky.social•211 days ago

Time is an illusion, lunch time doubly so

gogglebob.com•212 days ago

Every time I say this phrase to someone in person, I can visibly watch their brains light up like a Christmas tree:

"Breakfast Sushi"

simbanala.bsky.social•212 days ago

sushi burritos... for breakfast. the breakfast of champions.

finvaara.bsky.social•211 days ago

El Monterey Beef and Bean frozen burritos, lovingly microwaves and topped with store brand salsa and Frank's hot sauce? Those are my breakfast burrito of choice, and have been for years.

grimrest.bsky.social•212 days ago

Sir you had my vote, now you have my heart

scotttobias.bsky.social•212 days ago

Also: Normalize the term “breakfast pie.” That’s my father’s contribution to the culture.

dodgyboffin.bsky.social•212 days ago

I baked a lot of fruit pies in college, and having a slice of fruit pie for breakfast became an exam-day ritual that I’m sure helped me keep my grades up. Now I just have pie for breakfast whenever there’s leftover pie

queenatliveaid.bsky.social•212 days ago

What is quiche after all but egg pie?

rainfrog.bsky.social•211 days ago

@constantartifice.bsky.social important discovery

debrarosenthal.bsky.social•211 days ago

Deep burrito thoughts🤣🤣

davematson.bsky.social•212 days ago

be unburdened by what has been

jasonj.bsky.social•211 days ago

Yup. You win. That’s a follow.

kenziekuma.bsky.social•211 days ago

I also feel this way about tacos

hc101.bsky.social•212 days ago

Any meal can be breakfast food, and any food can be breakfast food if you wake up early enough

clambot.bsky.social•212 days ago

i just ate a bowl of pico de gallo with a spoon

fragment.city•211 days ago

CREPES are just underfilled dessert burritos, gimme my Crepotle.

fripperskitter.bsky.social•212 days ago

dexanderson.com•212 days ago

paging @scalzi.com

avhiero.bsky.social•212 days ago

whatever you eat first after waking up is breakfast. Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the Law!

planetoffinks.bsky.social•212 days ago

reminded of Danny Trejo explaining that he figures he can order anything at a diner for breakfast as long as he asks them to add an egg on top. Egg on top = breakfast.

costrike.bsky.social•212 days ago

And anything can be breakfast, except cereal, which is an abomination.

ryotabungaku.bsky.social•211 days ago

I love burrito.Seven Eleven's burrito is delicious.

daisyburpadoodle.bsky.social•212 days ago

I had a leftover Taco Bell crunchwrap for breakfast today!

accountabilabuddy.bsky.social•212 days ago

Nothing is true.

Everything is permitted.

dvd.tennica.net•212 days ago

but is a hot dog breakfast burrito a sandwich?

in this sermon, i will

tomscud.bsky.social•212 days ago

only if you put it between two pieces of bread

dvd.tennica.net•212 days ago

john, u do not have to take the gospels as books of rigid law, take it from your fellow john

judyd.bsky.social•212 days ago

What my husband always said, sometimes as he would go back for pepperoni at a breakfast buffet. The only time constraint was on caffeine consumption, there were something called caffeine laws.