Ok I still dunno how to pin but it's been a hellish year this week so have so have at it and enjoy www.patreon.com/posts/74959374 - ThreadSky

nameshiv.bsky.social • 346 days ago

Ok I still dunno how to pin but it's been a hellish year this week so have so have at it and enjoy

https://www.patreon.com/posts/74959374

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labbott.name•345 days ago

Thank you for re-sharing I think about that thread constantly

bonestudent.ing•346 days ago

📌

azzageddi.bsky.social•346 days ago

Seriously one of my favorite Twitter threads ever.

azzageddi.bsky.social•346 days ago

A reminder of how good Twitter was, once.

jimdoppke.bsky.social•346 days ago

Thank you. You are great

fidelioscabinet.bsky.social•346 days ago

📌

ritamelindared.bsky.social•346 days ago

I follow you here and I had no idea that was you! I remember reading it back in the other place. I loved it😁🥰🤣

jenniferwhanson.bsky.social•346 days ago

I will never not repost this when given an opportunity. Thank you, sir. (scurries off to reread with the Mets radio broadcast as a soundtrack, which is either heresy or way too fitting)

nameshiv.bsky.social•346 days ago

I pay to watch the goddamn mariners , who am I to judge even the mets

jenniferwhanson.bsky.social•346 days ago

🤣 Well, everybody judges the Mets, especially their own fans. There’s a lot of company to be had.

amndw2.bsky.social•346 days ago

📌

golux13.bsky.social•346 days ago

I remember that thread! Amazing!

thesiobhan.bsky.social•345 days ago

I expect I won't be the only person in your replies going, "Shit, *that's* where I know you from..."

antiqueight.bsky.social•345 days ago

Bloody hell. Now I remember when I started following!!! Hah!!

ianboudreau.com•346 days ago

This was you!!! I followed this in real time, it was like witnessing the first moon landing. Except much funnier

saoirsekenney.bsky.social•346 days ago

That’s the best thing I’ve read in a long time - thank you so very much 😁

dctrojan.bsky.social•346 days ago

Ha! I remember this at the time, an absolute classic

rapieress.bsky.social•346 days ago

I love following you!

hylen26.bsky.social•346 days ago

Thank you!

kimoco.bsky.social•345 days ago

Oh, I remember this from back then! So, is your BIL still your BIL? 😂

questauthority.bsky.social•346 days ago

I legitimately only remembered that was your thread a couple of days ago. Read it to the crew at the FLGS while we were waiting for the GM to show up.

Consensus was that it needs to be a major motion picture, and doing it w/ your mother carrying the phone with the narrator around would be perfect.

trishpaton.bsky.social•346 days ago

And I just envisioned this as part of - say - the Edmonton Fringe Festival…

matthewsp.bsky.social•345 days ago

I would watch the shit out of that movie

questauthority.bsky.social•346 days ago

Also:
End scene would obviously be

EXTERIOR, HOME. BIL faces road. Looks at cigarette and lighter in his hands. Looks at front door behind him. Looks at cigarette and lighter in his hand. Looks at front door.

Cut to credits.

jamesfrye.bsky.social•346 days ago

If mom is played by Shohreh Aghdashloo, I’m there opening night.

mypidgeon.bsky.social•346 days ago

Shohreh would be magnificent in this.

nameshiv.bsky.social•346 days ago

She's Iranian tho iirc

jamesfrye.bsky.social•346 days ago

She is indeed! I made the dumbass mistake of associating her with her most famous character. Apologies for the error.

nameshiv.bsky.social•346 days ago

ah, it's cool, hardly an apology-worthy mistake

rational.bsky.social•346 days ago

Thank you again, from all of us 📌

daysolo.bsky.social•346 days ago

Oh, this was amazing! Haven't laughed like this in a while, and thank you!

gblueheron.bsky.social•346 days ago

Yes, I did need to re-read this tonight. Thank you for the laughs (again)!

amyhoy.bsky.social•346 days ago

there is no pin feature (yet?) afaik so no surprise you couldn't figure out how!

briancebuhl.com•345 days ago

Holy smokes! I remember this thread! This is probably when I started following you.

ionotter.bsky.social•346 days ago

The only thing missing from this, is Mama threatening EVERYONE with a chappal. (chancla/sandal/slipper)

annlaabs.bsky.social•344 days ago

📌

mummers.bsky.social•345 days ago

📌

disasterbarb.bsky.social•346 days ago

Gaad, I remember this. Have not laughed so hard since! So pleased to see you here Shiv!

jenstone.bsky.social•345 days ago

📌

wizzyprobs.bsky.social•345 days ago

This is truly the best thing on twitter since @3yearletterman.bsky.social's novel.

nzjanette.bsky.social•345 days ago

I wanted to know when I first read this brilliant and brilliantly funny thread and I still want to know now - what happened to BIL when he went back in the house. What was deemed to be his worst infraction, 23 bags of rice or the packet of cigarettes?

rincewind.run•346 days ago

may still be my all time favorite twitter thread

also love the fact that I did not realize this was you at all when we first started talking on here I was just like this guy has good tennis opinions we should be friends

ejacobslaw.com•346 days ago

@bskyttrpg.bsky.social duel @rincewind.run 5

bskyttrpg.bsky.social•346 days ago

Duel has been initiated. Challenged player please reply either "Accept" or "Reject" after approximately 10 seconds. Duel Initiator may also reply "Reject" to cancel.

rincewind.run•346 days ago

bskyttrpg.bsky.social•346 days ago

The winner is Ethan Jacobs 🇺🇦

ejacobslaw.com•346 days ago

https://bsky.app/profile/ethanjacobs.bsky.social/post/3kxoolqlggy2y

blasterz.bsky.social•346 days ago

This is the thread that got me to follow you on that hellsite, and continue here. Thank you so much for this.

atulharia.bsky.social•346 days ago

📌

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