She's not even the most relevant pop star to send up there! She's just the only one who could spare the time to fuck around. Bezos' dick ship is only impressive if you didn't realize 100 women have already orbited Earth.
I think the glass cracked a bit on Americans' celebrity worship when they sang Imagine as we were huddled in fear and virtually everyone simultaneously said "shut the FUCK up"
I just feel like if the unabomber could see this world now he would have stopped at NOTHING to personally affix a pound of C4 to every American household door like it was the lambs blood of biblical plague times — the dude would’ve bugged his eyes out looney tunes style to see all this shit.
We all fondly remember when Lance Bass almost went to space. Now it's just whatever, you're rich, who cares. Billionaires have taken away the thrill of sending celebs to space. If they've done anything worse the past 100 days I'm not aware of it.
Vitamin C couldn’t even hang around with a song cynically designed to be played at all high school graduation ceremonies. It’s like failing to land a cash in Christmas album. Shameful.
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I think the glass cracked a bit on Americans' celebrity worship when they sang Imagine as we were huddled in fear and virtually everyone simultaneously said "shut the FUCK up"
Sending a person makes the cost 10x, maybe 100x.
Sure, it looks cool.
But it is basically ornamental, to the science.
Look at the drone that JPL sent to Mars.
**** spectacular **** science.
With no people.
https://open.substack.com/pub/davebarry/p/blue-origin?r=753r8&utm_medium=ios
I think that qualifies as 'worse' ?