Those bastards penguins have been getting away with it this whole time. They can't fool us with that cutesy monogamous waddling crap. America is going to tariff the shit out of them. - ThreadSky

jennyedwards.bsky.social•3 days ago

No wonder their feet are so happy

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teespirit.bsky.social•3 days ago

Leave Trump alone! He once tried getting a blowy from a penguin and he's still angry about it.

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arthurnorman2.bsky.social•3 days ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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su-h.bsky.social•2 days ago

they're not taking this lying down, however much they've been playing the currencies card ..
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:umxbosgtybxsxgwy7riwyelq

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duncancd.bsky.social•3 days ago

But not Russia

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alexchurch.bsky.social•3 days ago

Republicans are at least consistent in recognising them as a threat

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paulsageordie.bsky.social•3 days ago

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marineresteve.bsky.social•3 days ago

Get on Ian, you say it how it is mate!

Those birds can no longer fool us into allowing them to eat OUR fish and live RENT free on OUR land!

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mrbrownetc.bsky.social•3 days ago

Trump 100% believes they make any imported tuxedo's.

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bardolino.bsky.social•3 days ago

To be fair, the Heard Islands haven't imported a single beautiful strong American penguin, they just continue to breed with their own weak variety. Sad.

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tallbeanpole.bsky.social•3 days ago

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janeynorth.bsky.social•3 days ago

'Big Biscuit' wont be happy

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poohbearcorner.bsky.social•3 days ago

Also 41% on Falklands molluscs.

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mmcdonough89.bsky.social•3 days ago

HOW DO YOU THINK THEY AFFORD THOSE TUXEDOS?!

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lisab1974.bsky.social•3 days ago

The Penguins were asking for it! 🤣

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primeshade.bsky.social•3 days ago

I think I see what's happened here...

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ledredman.bsky.social•3 days ago

People think they dont export anything but this sneaky tariff is aimed directly at David Attenborough and his woke wildlife films.

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studiousbadger.bsky.social•3 days ago

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miniannette.bsky.social•3 days ago

Also Diego Garcia, they’ve tariffed their own military base 😂

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andymacdee.bsky.social•3 days ago

Apparently Trump's furious. Wants whoever's in charge there brought to him right away.

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philmyers53.bsky.social•3 days ago

It's a biscuit, NOT a cake! There's no VAT on biscuits!

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rhid83.bsky.social•3 days ago

I found out recently penguins mostly aren't even monogamous the females are randy as hell and have multiple partners regardless of how lovely a stone a male finds for her and a lot of male penguins end up raising other male's chicks without realising it. Nothing is sacred is it

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kathmcc.bsky.social•3 days ago

They are known for samesex pairings also. 🐧🐧🏳️‍🌈

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rhid83.bsky.social•3 days ago

Not sure that's a wise move

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robinyoung.bsky.social•2 days ago

Those bloody guanobe pengwings

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drabisan.bsky.social•3 days ago

Penguins may be woke liberals, but have orange noses! Orange!

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robbiesj.bsky.social•3 days ago

https://bsky.app/profile/heardislandgov.bsky.social/post/3llv3jhlose2j

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deadmanrunning1.bsky.social•3 days ago

And sheep. The woolly bastards.

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griswaldo.bsky.social•3 days ago

“The penguins. You know, the radical left…I dunno…they’re voting in elections illegally. Did you know this? These penguins are taking social security checks and voting for radical left democrats.”

Only a matter of time before he says something like this in a garbled speech

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mstkindeed.bsky.social•2 days ago

They won't be able to afford a wrapper now 😢

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chrishurran.bsky.social•3 days ago

Likely outcome is that US economy will end up on its Chinstraps

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000iamsoops.bsky.social•3 days ago

🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🖕

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johnmoffitt.bsky.social•3 days ago

The net result of Trump's war on penguins.

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carlslexicon.bsky.social•3 days ago

😆

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mark16.bsky.social•3 days ago

These guys are probably here

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hettiewagtail.bsky.social•3 days ago

One thing is for sure they have more brain and are more concerned about others in their community.

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jonroberts.bsky.social•3 days ago

Emperor penguin responds, vowing to fight them on the beaches.

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magicmagpienufc.bsky.social•2 days ago

Well looks like these are gonna cost £10 now 😡🤣

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caribbeanpotter.bsky.social•3 days ago

Sneaking their tasty chocolate biscuits out into the world tariff-free. They must be stopped!

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helen025.bsky.social•1 day ago

I heard in the news Penguins throughout the world are having a meeting on Zoom today to consider their response and will be announce their decision on Monday to the world’s press. Scary times!

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ballfire4321.bsky.social•2 days ago

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seldon.bsky.social•3 days ago

New York gay penguins making a mockery of God's American Dream. Don't know how they've escaped Trump's ire for so long.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roy_and_Silo

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laddadfogden.bsky.social•3 days ago

They wear nice uniforms too...

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richarddubourg.bsky.social•3 days ago

It's not going to help with their egg exports.

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godwhacker.bsky.social•3 days ago

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tabooze.bsky.social•3 days ago

As a matter of fact, the only reason they moved to this island is to take advantage of our American generosity. Happy feet, my backside.

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johnc616.bsky.social•3 days ago

Trump saw The Penguin show with Colin Farrell and thought he needed to be shown who was boss.

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m9dm.bsky.social•3 days ago

So long and thanks for all the fish.

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stuzipants.bsky.social•3 days ago

Evil genius

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alanwino.bsky.social•3 days ago

😂

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bluetaff.bsky.social•3 days ago

I came for the penguin memes

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billheywood.bsky.social•3 days ago

It takes a statesman like Tango-man to stand up to the seals on Heard Island 😂

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rogersunshinecoast.bsky.social•3 days ago

Batman and Robin need to sort out those pesky penguins. They’ve done it with the big Penguin boss before. I’ve seen the movie

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alextone.bsky.social•3 days ago

#trumpattackslinux

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sherwoodpm.bsky.social•3 days ago

Sorry . Still can’t talk . Yet another F-35 to check for a killswitch . Have you got that file “Eviction of US airbases from UK soil” for next cabinet or is Larry sat on it ?

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lagspike79.bsky.social•3 days ago

“He made a horse a Senator” vibes, 2000 years from now I hope this guy remains a cautionary tale

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sirmasksalot.bsky.social•3 days ago

Incitatus would be a marked step up.

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princess-fiona.bsky.social•3 days ago

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byrobdavies.bsky.social•3 days ago

America fought a war to rid itself of Emperors and Kings, we limeys would do well to remember that.

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byrobdavies.bsky.social•3 days ago

Not sure about Rockhoppers.

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chrishurran.bsky.social•3 days ago

And the Macaronis are an Italian attempt to evade tariffs on EU via the back door

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ianmclaughlin.bsky.social•3 days ago

Bourbon Creams in disguise

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ziggyman.bsky.social•3 days ago

"Hey Mr President the world treated us as fools, they're not laughing now!"

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hnm-pmurray.bsky.social•3 days ago

They probably found out about Frobisher, and their xenophobic, anti-alien mindsets then went sour on penguins as a whole. 😉

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iwebshaw.bsky.social•3 days ago

It’s almost worth giving him that state visit just to see him dressed like one.

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hubertlaneite.bsky.social•3 days ago

Wonderful…

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sirmasksalot.bsky.social•3 days ago

Eggs are a high demand item right now. Best to stop the penguins from profiteering.

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pavsmith.bsky.social•3 days ago

look at them. scheming against us!

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sirmasksalot.bsky.social•3 days ago

Penguins are woke.

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pavsmith.bsky.social•3 days ago

we'll global warming them into submission!

and put tariffs on fish.

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asneakypete.bsky.social•3 days ago

Leave the fuckers' tariffs to their own devices mate - come on.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2HsioYIv0Y

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squaresquirrel.bsky.social•3 days ago

Penguins were created just to screw over America. 🐧🐧🐧

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maggie-perhaps.bsky.social•3 days ago

https://bsky.app/profile/heardislandgov.bsky.social/post/3llv3jhlose2j

Penguins are ready for a fight

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oobayly.bsky.social•3 days ago

Never trust an animal that doesn't taste good.

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patrickfcondon.bsky.social•3 days ago

Did the Orange Loon get all hurty when he heard they're sometimes called Empire Penguins. " You're not the Emperor...I'M THE EMPEROR!"

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skeewiff.bsky.social•3 days ago

There's always tim tams?

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geordiechrisf.bsky.social•3 days ago

I’ve never wanted a biscuit less.

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skeewiff.bsky.social•3 days ago

Getting Bojo the binbag of racist lard to endorse ones product wasnt the best marketing strategy..

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peekyfree.bsky.social•3 days ago

Does everything have to be so black and white?

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richholman.com•3 days ago

Sometimes the mask slips, we need to be vigilant.

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forty1kitesurfing.co.uk•3 days ago

Clearly Trump has been watching Madagascar.

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sueatkins.bsky.social•2 days ago

🤦‍♀️

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andrewharbison1.bsky.social•3 days ago

So says the bastard who doesn’t like penguin burgers.

My next juicy, fishy succulent snack will cost 10% more, don’t you know?

What about me!!!

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sputniksteve.bsky.social•2 days ago

It’s the naff joke printed on them that annoys me.

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frankshallot.bsky.social•3 days ago

Inside of Trumps head https://youtu.be/eBiIFhg0Jnc?feature=shared

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mech0t1.bsky.social•3 days ago

"Are they black or white? Pick a side, we're at war!"

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plodinnotts.bsky.social•3 days ago

leave the penguins alone

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cityjohn.bsky.social•3 days ago

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8443john.bsky.social•2 days ago

Trump was told there were only penguins on them islands. He thought they were chocolate biscuits and put tariffs on them.

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ericjanbroeken.bsky.social•3 days ago

Very overrated animals!

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smoulderstoat.bsky.social•3 days ago

Is this going to make trade p-p-p-pick up?

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marineresteve.bsky.social•3 days ago

You daft sod!

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dudleydebeau.bsky.social•3 days ago

Subtle 👏

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gashfandango.bsky.social•3 days ago

P-p-p-pick up a tariff

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sandramaydogs.bsky.social•3 days ago

It’s the raping and pillaging they’ve been getting away with that is really appalling!

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pauladunstable.bsky.social•3 days ago

“They’re eating the Penguins… they’re killing the seals”

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quietnotabot.bsky.social•3 days ago

P-p-p-piss off a penguin! (Niche)

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erikisreal.bsky.social•3 days ago

Pretty obvious Trump watched Madagascar in recent weeks.

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xlaszlo.bsky.social•3 days ago

vibes. from the island:

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petew44.bsky.social•3 days ago

I've been watching a lot of Pingu lately and honestly if that's the way they're carrying on they deserve everything they get imho

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womaninterrupted.bsky.social•3 days ago

Feathers McGraw won't take this lying down

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krispitcher.bsky.social•3 days ago

Must have been the Jackass Penguins.

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alembisque.bsky.social•3 days ago

Elephants don't like penguins! I'll leave it there!😵‍💫

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robwilliams71.bsky.social•3 days ago

Tough on Penguins! Tough on the causes of Penguins!

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justinkhayward.com•3 days ago

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leanne1.bsky.social•3 days ago

Penguins preparing to reciprocate …

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ambientsoul.bsky.social•3 days ago

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andymacdee.bsky.social•3 days ago

Penguin's good for it. He's got that nightclub, and those henchmen in stripy jerseys and domino masks don't come cheap.

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planetmatt.bsky.social•3 days ago

Stupid move. Everybody knows Penguins are totally chill, not down with the fash, and won't buy Teslas.

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fionasimmons.bsky.social•2 days ago

This bastard, like penguins, sports a tuxedo. He's never had a job & has been getting away with murder. High time someone held him to account!

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alistairbarrie.com•3 days ago

If you come for the Emperor...

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susoline.bsky.social•3 days ago

You’d better not miss

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