Nothing says “punk rock” like *checks flyer* Expedited entry through a VIP-only entrance and access to premium restrooms - ThreadSky

keithdecent.bsky.social • 4 days ago

Nothing says “punk rock” like

*checks flyer*

Expedited entry through a VIP-only entrance and access to premium restrooms

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meghanclare.bsky.social•4 days ago

Ghost of CBGB rolling over in its ungodly filthy —but in a historically important way—bathroom in the sky

fryem.bsky.social•4 days ago

Don’t hate!!

keithdecent.bsky.social•4 days ago

It’s the most authentically punk thing I remember how to do anymore

fryem.bsky.social•4 days ago

Hahaha fair! I’m poor af but got connections so vip is something I get to enjoy!

jazzrat2000.bsky.social•4 days ago

this is so anti-CBGBs it hurts

davidkuhne.bsky.social•4 days ago

‘Punk rock died when the first kid said
"Punk's not dead, punk's not dead"’ David Berman

stevekarmazenuk.bsky.social•4 days ago

No Henry Rollins, no interest.

jimmytwohands.bsky.social•4 days ago

The fine print above Sex Pistols is hilarious. They’re basically Menudo

drewmiranda.com•4 days ago

I feel like such an old person when I say I’m exhausted with over sold fests with hoards of unsocialized people who don’t know how to act in a crowd.

keithdecent.bsky.social•4 days ago

I forgot alt text:

CBOB
FESTIVAL
Very Important Punk
(VIP)
(Starting at $299 plus fees)
• Access to premium VIP
viewing area at main
stage.
• Access to VIP lounge area
with premium bar
experience, premium
restrooms, and lounge
seating.
• Expedited entry through
VIP-only entrance.

keithdecent.bsky.social•4 days ago

Seriously the idea of upselling a premium restroom experience at a CBGB themed festival is next level hating-the-source-material shit

suburbandeathmarch.bsky.social•4 days ago

Unless, of course, said premium restroom is extra trashed and disgusting! But yeah, this is very very very much not punk rock at all!

meghanclare.bsky.social•4 days ago

The pure experience not wanting to touch not just the door knob or tp dispenser but the faucet

keithdecent.bsky.social•4 days ago

Unless this guy is folded in half against the inside of the bathroom door, making it unusable, it’s not the authentic experience

unlikelywords.bsky.social•4 days ago

Murphy's Law/Cro-Mags/Gorilla Biscuits on that bill is hilarious to me for some reason.

keithdecent.bsky.social•4 days ago

It is a very “appealing to exactly one type of guy” section of the lineup

Like “we do need to sell some tickets to the ones who gave up and became cops”

unlikelywords.bsky.social•4 days ago

Wait a second they’re the only ones on there I want to see.

keithdecent.bsky.social•4 days ago

So a lot of your oldest friends are cops

unlikelywords.bsky.social•4 days ago

No but in 5th grade there was a rumor about this kid in private school who used to ____ ____ into a jar and stored his ____ in the freezer. He’s a statie now.

keithdecent.bsky.social•4 days ago

Was this your first exposure to the wonderful world of homemade iced cream?

keithdecent.bsky.social•4 days ago

Sounds about right

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