The script
Everything good ME
Everything bad Biden
Bad Market down today - Biden
Good? I didn’t crap my pants
Bad : I had to pay Melania 10M to be here tonight
Good : she’s here
Bad: Veterans are losing health care and jobs - Bidens fault
Good: I remembered to blame Biden
I spent $5.85 CDN for 18 large eggs this afternoon. Just FYI. Some of us live in a country whose government ensured our egg producers were safe from bird flu.
I wish someone would transcribe all of these. I’m not always somewhere I can have Fox News playing through my speakers without getting the shit beaten out of me.
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And don’t get me started on those trans people causing measles.
I didn't put quotes because it's not verbatim, but it's close enough.
Everything good ME
Everything bad Biden
Bad Market down today - Biden
Good? I didn’t crap my pants
Bad : I had to pay Melania 10M to be here tonight
Good : she’s here
Bad: Veterans are losing health care and jobs - Bidens fault
Good: I remembered to blame Biden
Good: Musk is my bestie
"and when you pick him up don't go easy on him .. be rough .. rough him up a little .."
Easy-peasy.
No time to waste.
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