Anybody have an owners manual for a wife... mine's making a whining sound. - ThreadSky

mariana057.bsky.social • 24 days ago

Anybody have an owners manual for a wife...

mine's making a whining sound.

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wrdnrd23.bsky.social•24 days ago

prevenar.bsky.social•24 days ago

Reverse the genders and you would have represented the typical dynamic after a conflict in my relationship. 😁

serenegoddess.bsky.social•24 days ago

Chocolate helps with that

charleybrown.bsky.social•24 days ago

Slowly back away until you can reach the wine glasses. Pour a nice glass of wine, not that half full nonsense, then vacate the area until you hear happy humming.

tednails.bsky.social•23 days ago

Might need some blinker fluid

dino246gts.bsky.social•24 days ago

Turn up the stereo to 11.

auntiedeb2024.bsky.social•24 days ago

Gonna need a model year...

rick-geyer.bsky.social•24 days ago

Lubricate with jewelry.

tinmanawi.bsky.social•24 days ago

A shiny new notebook works on mine.

amos-family.com•20 days ago

Could be her turbocharger - they need to be constantly lubricated!

riverodder.bsky.social•24 days ago

Needs lubricant and routine servicing.

Perhaps a chardonnay?

jmullin99.bsky.social•24 days ago

Ooooo. While many if us may know of which sound you speak (without ever ever admitting it), you, madame, are living very dangerously. Any last requests?

drklassen.bsky.social•24 days ago

...Yeah... not gonna bring this joke home. Thanks!

inbee.bsky.social•24 days ago

I brought it home immediately and got a “Hunnyyyyyyyy 😒”

🤣🤣

rene-alexius58.bsky.social•24 days ago

Chocolate and wine always does the trick.

theraccoonplatoon.bsky.social•24 days ago

Have u tried unplugging and put it back in?

free2playlesspays.bsky.social•24 days ago

loose screws. Bang on it to re-align the internals

theinane.bsky.social•24 days ago

Start with Appendix B on how to survive sub zero temperatures while sleeping in a dog house.

potatoepoopies.bsky.social•24 days ago

grease the bearings..

mspinetree.bsky.social•24 days ago

first buy tacos... then do the thing you said you were going to do but didn't. warning-- this is the advice I'd generally give men, so I don't know if it's applicable to same-sex couples

wood-socc-drum2.bsky.social•23 days ago

Press Control+G

tavra.bsky.social•23 days ago

Check the hangry gauge, if that's not it, check for snackravings. Those can be fixed usually with cheese, chocolate or fries, but it really depends on your make and model. Sometimes the back can seize up, so try rubbing that, or putting it in a hot tub. Forehead kisses are required with this method

beard3dbadass.bsky.social•24 days ago

Idk maybe check the carburetor or the intake manifold. Saw it on fast and furious so it's probably true.

theonetruedoink.bsky.social•24 days ago

Did you try unplugging it and plugging it back in?

losangeles1850.bsky.social•24 days ago

Chapter 2: Wine

jailapeche.bsky.social•24 days ago

There is a Haynes manual for wife, but I don't think its the correct idiom.

molliemol.bsky.social•24 days ago

Backrub, glass of nice wine, her favorite snacks and whispers of love in her ear. And hide anything sharp.

lynnunderwood.bsky.social•24 days ago

Diamonds stop the whining

emortal-jasper.bsky.social•24 days ago

She either wants water, a snack, or attention, likely all three tbh

nela-talk.bsky.social•24 days ago

Did you try plugging and unplugging her?
Maybe she needs a new "battery".
The old one is worn out.

varrack.bsky.social•20 days ago

A whining sound usually means something is not properly lubricated

varrack.bsky.social•24 days ago

I do but you won't like it

xandoid.bsky.social•24 days ago

Best to find your earbuds

rocmon.bsky.social•24 days ago

Get the ones with spouse noise cancellation feature.

onioneater.bsky.social•24 days ago

When was the last time you lubed her?

greedykaylabear.bsky.social•24 days ago

The owner’s manual on page 93 says that if you smack her, everything should restart.jk😂

stevekarmazenuk.bsky.social•24 days ago

Uh, have you tried throwing chocolate at them and backing away slowly?

gwhar.bsky.social•24 days ago

You can borrow mine.

fourwolvesfarm.bsky.social•23 days ago

I make a similar noise when i need more enrichment time in my enclosure.

gwendolynclare.bsky.social•24 days ago

I know more men that whine, then women. But yes, wish there was a fix

rynther.bsky.social•24 days ago

Well, silence is golden, but duct tape is silver

cloverdung.bsky.social•23 days ago

There is a secret button that you need to flick a few times. The faster the better usually.

biglywigly.bsky.social•24 days ago

That's what it's supposed to do.

glenntheplummer.bsky.social•24 days ago

How do you know when the (insert name of national airline carrier here) plane has arrived at the gate?

When the engines stop the whining continues.

Presently I would use El Al.